Ms. Nomer

People with breasts!! Please check your breasts & keep up with your mammograms! Early detection truly is so important!

I just got a rejection email for a job I applied for probably 3 months ago 🙄

He often does!!

He only stopped for a moment!

Another damn cat has taken up residence on my legs. This time it’s Ed. Ripley is in the background. We’re all laying on an orange blanket.

As I was saying

A gray tabby cat is leaning on my knees while I’m laying on my side. He has his claws dug into my leg. I am cat furniture.

Look at my little weirdo

Virgo: This is the week to follow your dreams. When the clown beckons, go with him to the stream of blood. Your second grade teacher is waiting to roughly bathe you until you dissolve and become mist.

everything is just so relentless

My toxic habit is believing I can “power through” a complete mental breakdown with iced coffee and a checklist.

Come on down to Mel’s Auto-da-Fé where your credit don’t matter

My fucking timing sucks - I just started a new job and I’m moving in a couple weeks. This is not helpful.

So I had to talk to my shrink. These last couple weeks are not normal for me. Adding a new med to the cocktail. Wish me luck.

I’ll let you know how it’s going in 4-6 weeks 😂😬 iykyk

A light gray tabby cat is sleeping *so hard* on an unmade bed with blue sheets and an orange blanket off to the side. His front right paw is extended toward the camera and his head is resting on his stretched out leg.

Caturday snooze

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

Just let me burn through all my horniest drafts real quick before we shut it down.

Hard yes

Simultaneously feels like this country is absolutely cooked and that it’s just going to keep bumbling along like this for the rest of my life.

🫂

A pretty green eyed gray and brown tabby cat is sitting up on a desk and looking up at the camera. He’s sitting there because that’s where the afternoon sun is.

Thank god for these cats

Let me be normal at work just this once I promise I can be trusted with it

I have been under quite a bit of stress lately and it is starting to fuck with my moods and I hate it 😬

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

I’m so sorry 💔

This is gonna go so wrong

This might be my favorite thing you’ve ever posted

cis people don’t understand trans people have been living with a gun to our head for nine months and every so often the guy holding it yells BANG and we’re expected to go on as normal

he's a 10 but your math is faulty

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

Praise Jesus.

your friends who have gone before are clearing out the seven-storied heavens