Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast

a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is laughing with his mouth open . ALT: a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is laughing with his mouth open .

PATRIOTS CENTURY OF HUMILIATION CARRIES ON STRONG WHY DO I ROOT FOR THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS

Folks,

It's official. I'm 30. I'm chopped AND unc. The friend group is calling me one of the old men. I woke up today and my knees clicked. Oh no.

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Do you really think I still have a megaphone from a college job I worked almost a decade ago?

Because of course I do. It's a megaphone. It's never not gonna be funny to keep it in the car and yell at my friends with.

The fuel dock let me shout at customers with a megaphone if I got too busy, they didn't know I bought one until the owner came out one day, asked if I spent company money on the megaphone, I said no, and he said "Good. Then I don't have to give a shit if you use it." And walked back to his office.

I've had some shockingly varied jobs. The best was dockmaster of the sole public fuel dock in one of the densest harbors in the United States. I've worked as a wholesale lobster processing and fishmonger, museum receptionist and secretary, and ferry second mate, and then the marketing gigs.

Not much to say. Being out of work in America is a nightmare hellscape right now. That's mostly why I've not had the mental energy to be here. I can work basically any time zone. Very willing to relocate if you're not US-based. You've seen the posts, here's your chance to get the guy.

Got let go from my job. Economy sucks.

If you're looking for a marketing/advertising/community/influencer relations guy with years of experience, my DMs are open. Solo built websites, design, built, and ran ad/marketing campaigns on basically every platform and at events. Video, audio, the works.

Zohran says you’re trans now

I am hearing that Zohran Mamdani personally approached Dick Cheney in his final moments, where the Vice President recited the Shahada and admitted that he was worried he would not have time before he passed to be admitted into Jannah and sit with the faithful to watch over the Ummah.

I think something's been growing in the boomers, and it's closer to Blair Mountain than protests.

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

LORD WINDGRACE AND LUMRA STONKS 📈📈📈📈

His local district office sits withing spitting distance of at least three queer bars and an LGBT+ youth organization. The fact that he even ever took this tack, being from here, is so fucking confusing, let alone his stance on Israel being so far from his voter base's.

The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.

Watching two people who desperately want to laugh at someone who made their lives hell dying but can't because they're about to be the mayor and mayoress of New York City is hysterical. He literally just does this and tries his damndest to not say anything.

They even have image edits of the characters in Broncos gear for taunting their opponents on social media. Incredible work. Just an absolutely devastating claim by the Broncos fanbase, they're having a fantastic season as well so the fans are going OFF.

Easily one of the funniest crossovers of the modern era is the fact that the Denver Broncos fanbase has decided that they will co-opt one of the most popular video games of 2025 to make highlight reels with.

That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

We've been doing work on a baker's house for a bit and today he came into the office with a thank you gift, and HOLY SHIT THE BEST CANNOLIS IN BOSTON JUST GOT HAND DELIVERED TO THE OFFICE OH FUCK ME OH GOD

I can.

screenshot of paige's computer. it's the indesign error report page again. the text in the "please tell us what let to the error" reads: bro it was a 12 page pdf. two variations on a 6 page pdf. bro. this is what you were made for i'm so serious i do nOT undertstand. it's not like i was even running wack code. i'm on very powerful and pretty new mac. i'm running fucking indesign. this is what my profession has BEEN for the last 30 YEARS. I DO NOT. UNDERSTAND. WHAT THE ISSUE IS.

when i finally snap they'll say they never saw it coming. but i'm telling you. there are signs

Yep, imaging making a movie and a part of your job is calling an international armed forces organization and go "Listen your satellites are going to see a buildup of tanks here, I swear to god it's just to let Nic Cage aura farm, please do not reaper drone it."

The plane they used in this scene was actively being used to transport arms around the world and the arms dealer they bought some of the guns in the film from was like "oh yeah I have a plane shipping guns down there, you wanna use it in the film?" Insane shit.

One of my favorites movies is Lord of War, not because of the movie itself, but because everything involved in the production is absolutely insane.

I have fucked over people with Eternal Weekend prize money with this card.

Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.

They announced a Switch 2 version of Factorio and all I can think about is this post

gonna try giving myself a hypoxia-induced loboty to cure my addiction to guys, brb

It looks awesome, yes.

And then you play it.