Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast

How's the PvP? Can you talk about that frantic-seeming battle mode, or does your pre-release NDA cover that?

A reprint of Armageddon and these four would fix me, I fear.

misread the post, i gotta get some fucking coffee.

Shout-out to my friend who pet a rabbit and got a ribbon for doing so while my other friend found a My Melody on the ground, based and farmpilled.

Went to the State Fair. Remains absolutely fantastic in terms of vibes.

I played a one-shot with a Sunzi3/Mourning Cloak1/Deathshead1/Swallowtail1 and my GM was so fucking mad when he realized I was going to put the reality anchor on any high space available with the deathshead mag clamps. I'd just shoot people, they'd teleport, and boom - now they're falling.

I fucking love Sunzi, dude. The entire platform is based around the idea of "yes, my weapon hard points suck. yes, my stats sucks. you what really sucks, though? the Tortuga's already jammed his decksweeper into the realspace breach and buddy, you chose to come to this combat encounter today.

LANCER MENTIONED

ENGAGE BIG SAL PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS

Oh yeah, looks good to me.

Looks good to the markerlight as well.

With a cast iron meat grinder, you can turn your sprues into basing materials. Just cut em into big bits, pop 'em into the grinder, and boom. Instant rubble.

Alternatively, since 3rd edition there has been a forbidden technique for Necrons that Games Workship doesn't want you to know about.

Keep learning model modding tricks and you'll keep getting close to discovering the true use for sprues, young Hermit. The truth will reveal itself to you soon, and you will be enlightened and/or pissed the fuck off.

Scoop when asking why he's missing Commander with the Boys and heading to Taco Tuesday:

me and the other four Massachusetts MTG influencers arguing over whether or not we're Strixhaven or Innistrad (We are both)

Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.

Don't you love it when your hot water heater, car, and computer break on the same day?

in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.

Honestly it's one of the things I do like about the 40-Year-Old-Virgin. His friends find out he's never had sex, and after some light ribbing, they set about trying to help him out. Like all his friends are exceptionally bad at dating, but at least they're trying.

This sounds about right for League of Legends' skin pricing. Recolors are dirt cheap, model transformations range from 25 bucks to 500 dollars, depending on the skin.

I think it also helps that you're... I think 15-20ish years older than me? You were far closer in proximity to Rush's heyday than I will ever be.

I watched the director of Nvidia's research division crash and burn. I saw a man who connects nerves and muscle to robotic prosthetics be unable to fix a printer head error. I've watched with horror as men with hundreds of patents take an hour to solve a paper jam. Printers are the Devil's Device.

It is insane to me that the cheapest, rinkydink piece of shit 3d printer is more reliable than a 4,000 dollar Epson. I've met computer engineers with decades of experience building some of the most complex code who consider the average office printer to be an unsolvable black box.

I saw a meme that said something like "The older you get, the more you realize that you've just always been a Rush fan, but weren't ready for it" and goddamn if that ain't true.

After a month and a half, Walgreens finally filled my Adderall prescription.

We're so fucking back, folks.

“Hating a computer program is racism” is such a funny belief to talk yourself into.

Vermont is hysterical because every single goddamn view in this state is the most gorgeous backdrop imaginable. Like literally it's so pretty but it fucks with you because it's ALL LIKE THIS.

Views at the wedding I'm at are pretty solid. Only thing that could make it better is maybe an Amazon delivery center, maybe a Walmart.

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .

me explaining why the megaman concept album band releasing their third project after almost fifteen years of waiting is critical to the agenda (doesn't matter which agenda, literally any of them will do)

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

SKONG IS REAL, BF6 IS REAL, AND NOW FUCKIN' PROTOMEN ACT III IS REAL OH MY GOD IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE FUCKING BACK THAN IT IS AT THIS VERY MOMENT I'M FUCKING GOING INSANE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Yeah? You're gay? Prove it. Post your iced coffee.