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Justin Sarris

@justinsarris.bsky.social

Family man. Business guy. Lover of rock n' roll, muppets, & hockey.

75 Followers  |  196 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 26.11.2023  |  2.4598

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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

13.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5509    πŸ” 1618    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 44
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Is this the greatest pull ever? Absolute king.

01.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 37
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Ringo Starr The Hospital Cant Help You Now GIF ALT: Ringo Starr The Hospital Cant Help You Now GIF
31.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of you are objectively wrong and one of the few shining lights in media these past few years is the amount of new Beatles content we are getting.

31.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Late to the party but Expedition 33 is the best β€œvideo game as a piece of art” I’ve ever seen

26.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never put Evander Kane on the ice when defending a one-goal lead. This is an all-time stupid play. #Canucks

19.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Later than Rome on Horton if you ask me

19.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the nine kittens of christmas poster

the nine kittens of christmas poster

catch me if you claus poster, an actual movie

catch me if you claus poster, an actual movie

You can plant any two actual Hallmark Christmas movies into Troy McClure voice and it works perfectly.

β€œHi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Christmas classics as β€˜The Nine Kittens of Christmas’ and β€˜Catch Me If You Claus.’”

16.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Wonderful game

11.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trey Yesavage has struck out 10 batters through four innings.

It’s already a #BlueJays postseason record.

05.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
This is one of my very favorite images, as it features characters performed by Jim Henson throughout his life holding photos (or, in the case of Ernie, drawings) of him at about the period he was performing the character. Among the Muppets shown: Cantus, Dr. Teeth, the Swedish Chef, Sam, Link Hogthrob, Ernie, Kermit (two iterations), and Guy Smiley.

This is one of my very favorite images, as it features characters performed by Jim Henson throughout his life holding photos (or, in the case of Ernie, drawings) of him at about the period he was performing the character. Among the Muppets shown: Cantus, Dr. Teeth, the Swedish Chef, Sam, Link Hogthrob, Ernie, Kermit (two iterations), and Guy Smiley.

Jim Henson would've been 89 years old today. Commemorate his life and legacy by celebrating creativity, diversity, imagination, peace, and just plain silliness.

Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you.

Right this way. /1

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Cale Makar is an excellent player but if you take proper account of teammates and competition, Quintin Hughes is a much stronger choice for an all-around award.

11.06.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Costco wants to source more Kirkland products locally to avoid tariffs - National | Globalnews.ca Costco said it's looked to rerouting some of its supply chain to countries like Canada, while also sourcing out locally-produced products to avoid tariffs.

As U.S. President Donald Trump’s tariffs continue to impact companies globally, Costco says it’s trying to limit the hit by moving sourcing for in-house brands like Kirkland within the countries with tariffs.

globalnews.ca/news/1120857...

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Carney says trade, energy project bills coming β€˜shortly’ as premiers meet - National | Globalnews.ca Monday's meeting was expected to be dominated by premiers presenting their wish lists for which major projects should be prioritized and fast-tracked with federal government help.

Prime Minister Mark Carney said Monday the federal government will table legislation β€œvery shortly” that will remove barriers on interprovincial trade and fast-track new energy infrastructure projects considered to be in the national interest.

globalnews.ca/news/1120821...

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David Lazer, Executive Who Joined the World of Muppets, Dies at 89

What a legacy…

22.05.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

highly recommend following along with Angie if you don't know anything about Canadian politics

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They Criticized Musk on X. Then Their Reach Collapsed. Three users who disagreed with the site’s owner saw views for their posts plummet.

Three users on X who feuded with Elon Musk in December saw their reach on the social platform practically vanish overnight, The New York Times found, signaling that Musk or others at the company have the power to punish critics and that they may be willing to use it.

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Vegemite is back on the menu in Canada πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦. Thanks to Prime Minister Mark Carney for working with Australia to make it happen.

19.04.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 18

If you ever want a true and accurate view of Jim Henson’s life as an actual, honest-to-oshgosh human being in all its messy, complex, and nuanced ways, Brian’s book remains required reading.

16.04.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the idea of using a notebook, but ultimately went back to a Notes app on my phone so I could record via voice transcription and not slow down my pace of play too much

15.04.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Illegal ideas.

10.04.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9577    πŸ” 1690    πŸ’¬ 518    πŸ“Œ 355

Wired continues to be just doing such an astoundingly good job on this. Tremendous reporting. Tremendous focus. They deserve a Pulitzer.

13.03.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 729    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7
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In a world of Matts, be a Derek.

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She was excellent, so well done.

07.03.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fyi when you actually take the time to reply to someone's newsletter they will love you deeply for the rest of their lives

04.03.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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This chart of federal voter preference over time is the craziest shift in public opinion I've ever seen.

26.02.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

Going on 5 years as a Wired subscriber, they’ve always done excellent work.

Happy to see them continue unfazed as the line between politics and technology blurs.

26.02.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love how elon has just re-invented needless bureaucracy

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One night only πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

20.02.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

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