Mattie

Fuck it.

I did avoid using the Clubhouse for no reason, for the same reason I shall not use Threads.

Today I successfully failed a %100 win-chance project. Fingers crossed!

I wonder why there is no erotic content in the What’s Hot tab.

It’s an unbelievable summer in England, it rains, sun shines, it burns but it is still cold. Such a nonlinear behaviour is surprising.

Have you ever compared WhatsApp to Telegram @pfrazee.com ? Have you noticed how smooth and friendly telegram is? Try to make BlueSky like it! It likes WhatsApp now!

Lots of work to do even in Sunday.

Happy birthday king of apples 🦾🦾

Happy birthday king of apples 🦾🦾

Who?!

Oxford, here I come.

Precious has been left behind, abandoned in shadows of time. Once beloved, now lost and forgotten.

🌧️☀️🌪️💨 Precious England, such a curious land! Rain pouring like Elven tears, sun peeking like a mischievous hobbit, storm roaring like a Balrog, and wind blowing like Sauron's breath! All dancing together, confusing poor us!

London, here we come.

Nasty, expired film from long time ago in 1980 produces a blurry and unrecognizable picture, my precious. It looks so old, yes, yes, like it was taken many years ago, long before Gollum had his precious ring.

Why must we wait, precious? Waiting is a cruel and unkind fate for one such as us.

Would you please provide me some sugar and tea and rum?

Does anybody knows what should we do with a drunken sailor?

My Precious doesn't understands Scottish accent, we doesn't, no we doesn't. They speaks so different, so strange to us. Makes us want to curl up in a corner and whisper 'my Precious' to ourselves.

Having a council tomorrow, very important, very stressful.

Cows, cows everywhere my precious, are they delicious, yes they are, we likes them.

We’re going to a journey, oh yes, we does!

Going to have a big council, one council to rule them all.

We can't understand this weather, no we can't, precious! It's April, not December, but it's freezing in the UK! We needs to wear coat and scarf, yes we does!

Gollum's to-do list is growing longer and longer... but the clock is ticking, ticking, always ticking! How can we gets it all done, my precious?

We wants coffee, precious. Must have caffeine.

We went to photography today, oh yes we did! So much fun we had, snapping pictures and capturing memories. We can't wait to develop them all

Sunshine, my precious! Warmth on our skin, make us feel alive. But don't take away our shadows, no no, we likes them.

We loves to lift heavy, precious! It's like carrying the Ring all over again, but with iron plates!

Alas, the weight of sorrow hangs heavy upon my heart.