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@justmattmichael.bsky.social

I love my husband. You can have 5 pencils and 3 dolls.

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This tradition needs to end. I know some couples may enthusiastically agree to it and that's their choice but all in all it's a mean tradition. Why do you want to mess up your spouse's face in what's supposed to be one of the best days of your life.

07.08.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JD Vance Denies Plans To Strategize On Epstein Controversy [UPDATE] President Donald Trump has unsuccessfully tried to dampen the public's interest in the story.

This means there definitely is a meeting. LOL.

JD Vance Denies Plans To Strategize On Epstein Controversy [UPDATE]
www.huffpost.com/entry/vance-...

06.08.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're pedophiles. It's time we accept that.

06.08.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MSNBC giving cover to Trump with this headline.

06.08.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Police Report: Edward โ€˜Big Ballsโ€™ Coristine Assaulted in Alleged Carjacking President Donald Trump shared a photo of the DOGE staffer after the alleged attack and threatened to โ€œfederalizeโ€ Washington, DC. WIRED obtained the police report.

Oh noooooo.... Big Balls got his ass beat.

www.wired.com/story/edward...

06.08.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a fantastic movie.

05.08.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are the Epstein files on the roof?

05.08.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2170    ๐Ÿ” 374    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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don't jump, sir!

05.08.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2800    ๐Ÿ” 434    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 461

Has JD Vance achieved anything as VP in six months? Because we learned last election about high expectations for those in that critical position to show solid accomplishments.

04.08.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4013    ๐Ÿ” 621    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 363    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

We are quickly becoming a pariah to the rest of the world and foreign travelers are choosing to spend their money elsewhere. When the tourism industry collapses watch how Great America will be.

04.08.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing on Instagram that casinos are experiencing a 20% year over year income drop or that international Vegas flight arrivals are down almost 9% this year. They are saying it's because Vegas is only focusing on the most affluent. Let's be real, we know the real reason they are staying away.

04.08.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha. No worries. I didn't even get a chance to read it so no harm. I hope it was at least a good insult. โค๏ธ

03.08.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they were just making sure they blocked us before we hit quorum. LOL.

03.08.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They blocked me after cursing at me and becoming hysterical when presented with facts.

03.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

U.S. Senate only needs 51 for a quorom. Republicans would love if we didn't show up.

03.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are also some big accounts on here who amplify them and are convinced they are all real. It's maddening.

03.08.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And when we don't win 67 Senate seats and some voters get frustrated because impeachment and removal fails for a third time?

03.08.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Father of IVF"

03.08.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. We should.

03.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would be funny if she got President Joe to write the forward.

03.08.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hunter just did interviews talking about how close she is to the family. There is a real relationship there. I would be shocked if she turned against that. It's not gonna happen.

03.08.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm honestly surprised he didn't fall out a window.

02.08.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's put him on the stand. Maybe in front of an open congressional panel. LOL.

02.08.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do people still say President Obama? President Clinton? Vice President Gore? Yes. Just like we still call you a dick.

02.08.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I collect books. If you want a guaranteed first edition, you want to get a pre-order.

31.07.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What the world saw on the campaign trail was only part of the story.

My new book is a behind-the-scenes look at my experience leading the shortest presidential campaign in modern history.

107 Days is out on September 23. I can't wait for you to read it: kamalaharris.link/107DaysBook

31.07.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6219    ๐Ÿ” 1528    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 988    ๐Ÿ“Œ 585

Just ordered.

31.07.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You live in Texas, right?

31.07.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look y'all. I found the dumbest person on Bluesky.

31.07.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beto is a multiple time loser.

31.07.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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