Lucyfer

Poltergeist feels so much like it's part of the Ghostbusters universe, and they really should have called the Ghostbusters.

I'm watching The Flintstones for the first time in 20 years.

Fred keeps trying to curb stomp Barney's palaeolithic ass every five seconds. That man has some serious anger issues. Or was this just the norm in the 60's lol

Yup

There are three types of people I will never ever understand as long as I live.

- People that voluntarily live and work on submarines
- People that go spelunking into those skin-crawlingly tight holes ON PURPOSE
- Timothy Treadwell

ppl will name a cat Daisy and it's the most insane goblin creature on face of the Earth

yeah, that's my cat

Can't believe it's been six years, Endgame still fucks so hard. Damn.

Too bad the movies went to shit after (in this household we stan Loki, WandaVision and Agatha).

But then again, can you really ever make anything so spectacular when it's been painstakingly built up for ten years?

Hi, lifelong Marvel nerd here. I used to cosplay Agent Carter, and Jane Thor back when the comics came out. Winter Soldier is still in my top three faves.

This movie is incredibly stupid. #BraveNewWorld

The fuck have they done to Bucky?? #BraveNewWorld

so it turns out the drunken idiot who broke our downstairs toilet was *drumroll* my husband

Every single time I interact with a human person outside of my family I go 🚹➖➖➖ like I'm a fucking sim

are you fucking serious rn bc the housewarming party might be the last time we let people over

one person chose one of my cute pink glasses, took it outside and broke it, ofc

someone actually destroyed the downstairs toilet and didn't have the balls to say anything

I just can't stand people ffs

where were going we won't need theaters to see fury road

Cronenberg really outdid himself with this one #TheSubstance

Husbands are literally just indoor goblins designed to undo all your hard work.

pretty sure my cat just politely asked me to turn off the computer and go to sleep, she just came into the bedroom, meowed at me for attention but didn't want anything and then curled up on her chair by the bed after I turned it off

So the basement only flooded like 30cm & whatever we couldn't bucket out just soaked into the 17th century mud foundation, but had the basement flooded entirely & the water got on the ground floor, we'd be really fucked in the ass.

Fun times in this house, but I wouldn't trade it for anything.

The funniest part is that we knew the pipes in this house are ancient & the downstairs bathroom needs to go like yesterday, but the burst pipe isn't IN the house & the old-ass bathroom actually saved us bc there is a hole under the tub that started leaking as soon as it started.

Second month as a homeowner, I spent a week of my vacation painting a single room (half of a room to be specific), putting down a carpet & sewing literally 18m of curtains.

On Friday a municipal pipe burst on our property, our tiny basement flooded and we've been without running water ever since.

I bought myself a huge 200cm x 200cm comforter stuffed with wool for the couch because this old house gets really cold, and my demon of a husband, who keeps turning down the thermostat and likes "a cold bed in the evening", stole it from me for sleeping.

The injustice honestly 😡

jfc Cole Sprouse had a cringe tumblr and studied archaeology? where have you been all my life, man, same

I'm finally witnessing Twin Peaks after taking almost thirty years to mature for it and jesus, the balls on David Lynch for ending season one like that..

I want to clarify that I'm not mad they didn't make an exception for me, but I'm extremely insulted that this is the tone they took & the fact they told me that "I just need to try harder to function with my health issues"

obviously this was all done in person/on call so I have no proof either

in other news, I applied for an exception to be able to work fully remote i/o hybrid bc of my chronic health issues

got a meeting with HR about "understanding company rules" instead

I'm gonna name "being treated like a fucking idiot" specifically as one of the reasons I quit once I'm able to quit.

actually insane, what the fuck #USA

Husband's family came over for a visit this weekend and while in the kitchen, his Gen Z sister said "It's really nice, but I couldn't live in such a mess."

Girl, we moved in two weeks ago, are you for real?

Nothing like a week off work doing back-breaking labour on your own house to realize the thing that's been killing you both mentally and physically is your stupid fucking sedentary-ass customer service job. I despise it so much.

I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero.

I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”

There's even a football practice on the field across the road and the sounds are so much less annoying than constant car noises and trams and drunk people screaming I could cry. Fuck Prague lol village life is amazing.

My body is bruised and beaten but honestly the levels of my anxiety are unparalleled. I cooked for myself for the first time in a long while and I wasn't at all stressed out from the cramped kitchen.. because it isn't anymore!! There's so much space and peace and quiet here, gods, I love it!

"does this game sell" "does that game sell"

bitch, the fuck do you care. Half the best games ever made "failed to meet expectations". Shadow of the Colossus? Alien Isolation? Mirror's Edge? Is yer joy based on first week sales??

Stop doing free PR for corporations and start respecting artists