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The plural of spouse is spice

mall goths at least pretend to believe in the power of spite

PRINCESS LEIA UNDERSTANDS YOU NEVER TALK TO COPS

DO YOU

the end of rogue one makes leia being like "i have no idea what plans you're talking about" so fucking funny

me sowing: fuck fuck fuck fuck what if essence actually does precede existence

me reaping:

is-oughtcels when doingchads disprove the immutability of forms by virtue of the mutability of existence: 🤯🤯🤯

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

How much is a kibigram?

They call it a closet because you put your clos in et

Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators

"omnihil" logo, black and white text against white and black background boxes such that both "omni" and "nihil" are emphasized

looking for a power supply for a mini amp and found this brand "OMNIHIL" which sure is a name you could pick to sell cheap replacements for no longer manufactured electronics accessories

YouTube video by Leo K [Rogue] This Parkour Game's Technical-Demo Already Slaps

for reference it was this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP3U... and I've already beaten jedi fallen order once on xbox and again on pc "just to see if the framerate is better and if that makes it more fun"

me, seeing one youtube video about an upcoming parkour game: but what if I just played jedi fallen order again

by the end of the decade rave jeans were big enough to skirt go spinny

i can't believe i never thought to do this before

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

actually samus fighting her literal reflection in a bunch of mirrors could make a cool (fake/decoy style) boss fight

samus has to learn to recognize herself in a mirror again every time she upgrades her suit because birds only recognize individual humans at the outfit level

don brodka from the simpsons saying "if I wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose"

don brodka knew what was up with AI all the way back in 1995

micro-artillery that you can't reload until later? defilade derringer

valve bragging about foveated rendering as if that wasn't one of the big selling points of mario 64

I'm still a little off balance from when I found out the university of bologna is the oldest university in continuous operation in the world

Oreoboros

apparently there's some kind of vr thing attached to the cube, in which case I think that valve should make the file manager work like bumptop

how long until you can buy a translucent colorful plastic case and easy to install LED mods?

apple handshake meme valve

"cube good"

lizzie caplan wearing a purple prom tux with some kind of goofy sneakers from the movie Mean Girls

lizzie caplan would make an extremely good james bond

I'm gonna be thinking about the sound of "my squeaky keister" all night, puts "cellar door" to shame