chai wildflower

I What To Eat These Pasta

weird to like your job and still hate working. just being one of those annoying “I do not dream of labor” ppl

We’ve been to the moon and I’m still dreaming about pissing when I need to piss. So what was all the moon stuff for.

A black/gray and white seagull standing on the beach looking away dramatically

Imagining if he k***ed h****lf and smiling ear to ear

*reads a bunch of posts* ugh just stfu *keeps reading*

Fig the gray and white cat screaming next to a shoe

Missing my screamy girl

at grok why doesn’t my wife love me anymore

I’m 30 years old today 😊 finally out of the hell of 20s

The day that part of the Epstein files comes out will be almost as good as the blessed 24 hours when we thought he might d** from c***d

Constantly innovating new ways to look busy at 3pm

an angel with black wings 🪽 & three eyes with text that reads “i post for people who’ve never been normal about anything ever”

It’s fucked up that we’re expected to work for 8 hours a day. You’re getting max four hours of hyper focus and you’ll be grateful for it

Please stop saying free use when you mean fair use. Please, I beg you

Does anyone know what website we check to see if there’s war tomorrow and we can stay home from work

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

The Dewey Decimal System is racist and most classification schemes are too

Hearing discord pings in the pentagon is a chilling thought

All I care about is my cell phone and my weed pen

My dream girl is a bus driver full of righteous fury

Bird on a bird fountain courtesy of my parents in Bermuda

YouTube video by Liam Lynch's Lynchland Drinking Out Of Cups (Official) - (Liam Lynch & Dan Deacon)

I introduced a friend to this classic this week too!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdU6...

Avocados should be $10 again so that slimy shit stays out of my food. Getting up on my cross over this. “Wah but i like baby food” You Are Pontius Pilate

drinking out of cups lizard

i'm a bedtrovert because i "recharge my battery" by sleeping in bed

Becoming jokerfied from doing the same anti-discrimination training twice in one year

A hummingbird sips nectar from a cherry blossom

A hummingbird sitting on a cherry blossom tree and sticking out its long tongue

An orange crowned warbler sitting in a cherry blossom tree

A yellow rumped warbler perched on a cherry blossom tree

Hummingbirds and warblers hanging out on cherry blossom trees! And one of the hummingbirds is sticking out its loooongg tongue

Last day at my job feels fucking amazing and being voluntarily unemployed for a week is sick af actually

How the Web Became Unreadable by Medium (behind paywall)

I Think You Should Leave hot dog guy

Leaving a job is soooo petty. Like I’m sitting in meetings trying not to smile too much because none of this is my problem anymore

Boomer complaint: there’s too many kinds of dang cheese it’s now