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Mitch Modine

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American expat in Asia, sports fan, cinephile, enraptured by puns, Christian clergy, biblical scholar, nerd Handle explainer: from Mishegoss (Yiddish) n. craziness; senseless behavior or activity

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He didn’t get out of the cockadoodie car

11.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Incels are already a lot, but chess incels are on another level entirely

11.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you speak both German and English (as I do), you know that Vienna sausages are wiener Wieners

09.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s really not that hard

05.11.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t drink and I don’t recommend other people do so either, but some biblically-asture home brewer really should create Tiglath Pilsner III.

05.11.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thune is too much to ask for, probably, but maybe Adam Schiff?

05.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The harvest is plenty but the workers are few, because ICE raided the place last week

31.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean Vance used his cushion

31.10.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A flower never blooms late, Frodo Baggins. Nor does it bloom early. It blooms precisely when it means to!

30.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So I am learning Vietnamese with the green owl. Today I didn’t know how to translate sth and looked it up on GoogTrans but I told it to translate V to German.

Cheating Y/N/Who Cares?

30.10.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Important reminder: the tax collector in the parable did not pray:

Of all the things that I could be,
Thank God I’m not a Pharisee

#humility #SidewaysLectionary

26.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By refusing to work with Democrats, Republicans are willing to DOUBLE the health care costs for millions of people.

It’s shameful.

24.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1121    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 11

Seen on FB (not OC):

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

1 can read

1 can write

1 can keep an eye on them dangerous intelleckshuals

24.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conclusion: they screwed us because they confused the ideal with the real

24.10.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you asked them about SCOTUS AJs serving for 30 years they would say gtfoh but in a snotty 18tu century aristocrat sort of way

24.10.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The FFs couldn’t conceive of a Mitch McConnell serving into his 80s, Chuck Grassley into his 90s, Strom Thurmond to gd 100, and Dianne Feinstein being herded away from microphones right up until ahe died

24.10.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also life expectancy was <40 so while they had old folx, some perhaps into their 80s and 90s, these were rare exceptions

24.10.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œFounding Fathers” didn’t put term limits for POTUS, Congress, and SCOTUS because they naΓ―vely assumed that virtuous*people would naturally give up power when it was time.

*white, male, landowning

24.10.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Intolerance to criticism or examination of any kind, and refusal to consider that any of the criticism might be true is a hallmark of antisocial personality disorders.

Just sayin’.

23.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/19 Movie rental store in a movie

Jack Slater (Arnold Schwarzenegger) Last Action Hero (dir. John McTiernan, 1993)

19.10.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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10/18 A political hearing in a movie

Dr. Ellie Arroway (Jodie Foster) defends her experience of space flight before Congress

Contact (dir. Robert Zemeckis, 1997)

18.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/17 Someone sentenced to prison in a movie

Jean Valjean (Richard Jordan) and Inspector Javert (Anthony Perkins; yes THAT Anthony Perkins)

Les Miserables (dir. Glenn Jordan, 1978)

Bonus: Ian Holm (aka Peter Jackson’s OG Bilbo) as M. Thernadier

17.10.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/16 Something raided in a movie

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (dirs. Jerry Paris and James Signorelli)

16.10.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/15 A frog in a movie

Magnolia (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson, 1999)

15.10.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chess for me is either firing on all cylinders or not knowing how the pieces move. I just blew a nine-point material lead into an insufficient material draw

15.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/14 Somebody hit in the face with something not a fist

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (dirs., John Francis Daly and Jonathan Goldstein, 2023)

Forge (Hugh Grant) fails his potato in the face saving throw

14.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Clearer shot at 2:01:00

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10/13 The White House in a movie

Photo 1: Carl Bernstein (Dustin Hoffman) and Bob Woodward (Robert Redford)

Photo 2: WH at night, approximate time stamp 1:35:50

All the President’s Men (dir. Alan J. Pakula, 1976)

13.10.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I know all about WA Amendment 8201 and Toyota Tundras

13.10.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely love this. Show them for the clowns they are

13.10.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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