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The reproductive system as a subway map including penis and testes

Taking the D train downtown

I got Fatigue

Bon chance!

Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.

Eldrad must live!

doge wasn't a failure

these were the *goals*. it accomplished them

Skeletal remains of missing son found in backyard tree house days after father dies in scuba accident Henry Hank Frantz, 32, went missing four years ago, according to reports.

Did you guys hear about the Georgia man who died in a scuba diving accident after which family looked in the backyard treehouse and found the skeletal remains of his missing adult son? It’s such a weird story and I need there to be any kind of resolution.

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

Looking good! Hope you have a good time!

"Do not translate this message" - Pontypool

Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.

Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.

Arr, could be

The war will continue until Xmas ceases its illegal occupation of November.

**Snorting lines of hot chocolate and sharpening candy canes to prepare for the war on Christmas.

something something...sub rosa...wink.

*shows myself out*

And hey, if the demon would exercise for me, that'd be great

Hey remember in the movie Hackers where all the hackers united and killed the evil AI and saved the internet? Someone should get on that already

Jack Sparrow meme format. British guy says "you are without a doubt thr worst Mesopotamian copper merchant I've ever heard of." Second panel has the Mesopotamian priest statue instead of Jack Sparrow. Text says "but you HAVE heard of me"

Ea-nasir for life!

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’

George Orwell, Animal Farm

The Telegraph Therapists to prescribe having a job' for depressed and anxious patients Employment 'vital for health' says Streeting as campaign to tackle sick note culture is launched

like prescribing a gun to suicidal people

*kneels and genuflects before your awesome fashion sense*