Jason Dragon

Candy and toys neatly arranged on a tray for trick or treaters. A variety of full size chocolates and candies, as well as fidget spinners and puzzle snakes.

Okay, you can pick a candy bar or a fidget toy, what'll you have?

(Be that house)

YouTube video by Cartoon Network Sadie Killer and the Suspects Perform Ghost Song | Steven Universe | Cartoon Network

why can't you see me

why can't you see me

I think I might be

a g-g-g-ghost 👻

youtu.be/F6me64vxpjM

a frog sits around a campfire in a video game Alt: Outer Wilds. A character dressed in a full space suit plays the banjo sitting by a campfire.

You should play Outer Wilds.

They SMS texted a bunch of numbers on a voter list, and of the 640 *who responded,* 243 said "I already voted." Or 38%.

Infer what you want about what kind of person is more likely to respond to a random text like "hey stranger, who you voting for?" but otherwise, this is just how polling works

a cartoon of a monkey holding a tambourine and another holding a tambourine Alt: Rhythm Heaven Fever gameplay. A monkey plays the tambourine, prompting you the player to mimic their playing.

Rhythm Heaven let's gooooo

If we shadows have disappoint,
Think but this, I have no responsibility

a close up of a nerf gun showing the inside of the gun . Alt: 3D animation detailing the trigger and firing mechanism of a Nerf Disruptor blaster.

I stopped at NERF autism but that might still count

I asked my personal trainer about this and they just said "⬇️↘️➡️+🔘" 🤷

Back in my day 6 was afraid of 7 (we all know why)

Wait, that wasn't decaf? I might need a ride to the vet.

but doctor, I am Pagliacci

This game is SO COZY. If you love jigsaws get some Wilmot in your life.

And I love the new game plus challenge mode.

Computers, of course! Voice and picture synthesis!

Well if that isn't just the whole damn thing in a nutshell

time for the annual rewatch 🐸🪨

What's that you said? I'm going to ignore any and all available context clues, and I assume you meant this! Why are you talking about this? Can't you see the state of things?

It's very rude and inappropriate for you to talk about this thing I just made up at this time. Given the state of things.

This looks right up my alley; thanks for the recommendation!

🧟 ...buuuuuuutttttsss...

same energy as that one guy upset at Rage Against The Machine being like "I used to be a fan until you got all political"

Space western is the genre of all time, can't go wrong

"verify you are human," how about you verify you are computer? rude

...what

I meant why are we out here, in this canyon

Mario Bros. Game & Watch Multi Screen by Nintendo. A pocket sized game unfolds to reveal two LCD panels, one on the left and right, each with up/down controls for Luigi and Mario.

Reminds me of this Game & Watch. The zig zag time delay pieces at each stage are a devious bit of multitasking game design... Fun concept!

Which Pope are you? Take this quirky quiz!

you ever read something these days and think "wow, I *hope* AI wrote this"?

because the alternative would be even more depressing, the level of techbro brainrot required for a human to choose these words in this order is just 🤮

Timesplitters 2 hit at just the right time when we missed Goldeneye N64 local multiplayer, but we'd all moved on to next gen consoles. (And Halo 2 didn't exist yet.)

And then this comes out as a cross-platform title, and you're telling me we can play Goldeneye again but better? Let's go!

a girl in a black dress is riding a bike with a boy in a striped shirt Alt: Kiki's Delivery Service: Tombo and Kiki ride a propeller-driven flying bicycle.

Had one of these near me at a GameWorks arcade, long ago now...

This was a favorite! Felt kinda like Pilotwings, mixed with feeling like you're on an actual DaVinci flying machine or like that kid from Kiki's Delivery Service

you're not gonna like where I found this post right here

a cartoon character with a sword and a hat is standing next to another character Alt: Hornet and Sherma from Hollow Knight: Silksong. Sherma plays his chine while Hornet nods along.

c) Sherma ♥️

YouTube video by ostolero Congratulations! You Won!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KH2...

YouTube video by NIMPOP How to Use Charge Jumps in Mario Kart World

Charge Jump is the big change!

I did the same thing when a friend brought over World: played thru 4 cups treating it like MK8, it felt fine, "but how EXACTLY does wall ride work?" Friend tried to explain, I find a tutorial...

"oh. everything is different now"

www.youtube.com/shorts/8uF5P...