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Jeffries: "Understand, until Donald Trump tells them what to do, Republicans in the House and Senate are going to be unwilling to find a bipartisan path forward because this version of the Republican Party, they don't work for the American people. They work for Donald Trump."

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Trump Slump

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Adelita Grijalva now holds the record for longest delay between winng a special Congressional election and being sworn into office.

Why the delay from Mike Johnson?

Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.

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Meanwhile Illinois soy bean farmers are declaring bankruptcy. Look at the numbers. China is buying soy beans elsewhere.

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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

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the tone deafness is beyond parody

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Ousted CBS News staffer takes to TikTok to accuse network of race-based layoffs A former CBS News producer accused the network of race-based layoffs in a viral TikTok, claiming only people of color were terminated while White staffers were relocated.

Ousted CBS News staffer takes to TikTok to accuse network of race-based layoffs

Trey Sherman served as an associate producer of 'CBS Evening News+,' which was gutted by Paramount
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www.foxnews.com/media/ousted...

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The president is posting a dozen photos of his fancy remodeled bathroom while millions are on the brink of losing access to food.

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Imagine thinking billionaires are fighting for your best interest merely because they pretend to hate the people you do so you become puddy in their hands

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Every day, Mike Johnson blatantly lies right to the faces of the Capitol Hill press.

And every day they just take it.

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It’s on purpose

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Pritzker makes a direct appeal to Greg Bovino to not terrorize kids over the Halloween weekend

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Pritzker: "I sent a letter to Kristi Noem and to DHS leadership asking them to pause all of their federal agent operations for the entirety of the Halloween weekend. I'm asking for basic human decency. I think their response will be revealing. Give the children and families of Illinois a break."

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Pritzker: "Imagine it. Children who woke up that morning, expectant with joy & excitement to put on their costumes & celebrate with their neighbors in what they thought was a safe place at their homes. Armed, masked agents, terrorizing innocent people, especially children, is unconscionable."

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> @governor.ca.gov

29.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5746    πŸ” 1502    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 57
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Powell: "Higher tariffs are pushing up prices in some categories of goods, resulting in higher overall inflation."

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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

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What can’t you see? Trump is entirely transactional. He has no strategy or politics. It’s what best for him and screw anyone who gets in the way. So stop with the think pieces please.

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Neguse: "Does anyone here not believe that with one phone call from Speaker Johnson -- one phone call to the president or the secretary of ag -- that those funds would be released tomorrow? And that families wouldn't go starving by the weekend?"

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Give Zuckerberg another 500k watch and tell him to retire

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HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions β€” not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

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The president had a MRI but won't say why.

He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.

He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.

He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.

How is any of this ok?

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What a joke. How does Forbes take any of this seriously?

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Enjoy your lunch today, Senate Republicans.

It must really work up an appetite denying food programs for millions of Americans across the country.

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CNN: "Do you wake up worried that you and your family could go hungry?"

SNAP recipient Shari Jablonowski: "Yes. I can't afford all the bills in this house... I'm just totally screwed. I don't know else to put it."

28.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.

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Bezos Musk and Zuckerberg - who makes the best Bond villain?

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