Natalie Metzger

oh I do

AND YET

wow! 😂

oh nooo 😱😅

I am about to paint while also enjoying some tea. Pray for me.

oh no! hope you feel better soon ❤️‍🩹

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Single coolest rock ever found?

Lizard just wants to learn how to write the next great Barbadian lizard novel! Are you denying lizard education? Do you know how hard it is for an honest lizard to get a proper learnings these days?

"Two-year-old Nazgul was quickly collared by race officials and returned unharmed to his home at a nearby bed-and-breakfast... Race organizers did not make Nazgul available for questions after his capture."
www.npr.org/2026/02/18/n...

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

Hey folks, if you like stories about your heroes turning out to be bad people, and uh, like wizards and shit, I have a book out now.

black brindle and white cardigan corgi stealthily worm/snuggling his way on top of me and my heated blanket

someone has discovered the heated blanket

this is the way

This is a cat checkpoint. Most recent cat on your phone.

^ ^
>👁️——👁️<

LeVar Burton Reads Listen to LeVar Burton Reads: "Immersive Remix: "The Simplest Equation" by Nicky Drayden" on Pandora - A struggling college student gains new perspective on her studies from her classmate, who's come ...

A little Valentine's Day treat for you, a throwback to when I made LeVar Burton get teary-eyed over a queer love story with aliens and fractals. 🌈❤️

www.pandora.com/podcast/leva...

Hi & tysm friends~

Ladies lunch club loved the bugs yesterday.

I had ≈30 min but used your suggestions:
Biodiversity +undescribed species
gifs of bumblebees playing with balls like puppies & spiders dancing for their life
bugs as pest control & leave the leaves

BIG WIN on the bottom pie chart ☺️💛

::SUPER HIGH FIVES!!:: 🎉🎉🎉🦑

I also have a webshop again!

You'll find both my books, all my zines either in print or ebook format, and art prints.

saimihanma.com/shop/

It's a regular DnD aligment chart, but there are new itens. On top, there a "Goblin" right after goo, neutral and evil, and on the botton there is "Disaster" right after lawful, Neutral and Chaotic. The results are: Lawful Goblin, Neutral Goblin, Chaotic Gobiln, and then "Full of good intentions Disaster", "Just a disaster", "An Evil Disaster" and the last one is "Disaster Goblin".

OK, HEAR ME OUT

Artists, quote with something silly!

LOOK AT THIS 'PILLAR

Short story, I tried to draw as many species from my backyard as possible and got burnt out real quick, so I started paying other artists to do it.

I tried to rear this baby, nicknamed Charizard, in 2020. I failed, but it's now immortalized as a @mothmonarch.bsky.social piece.

A little ceramic astronaut with a yellow faceplate and a heart on its chest.

Another little heart astronaut just floated into view at xxyxxy.com! Hello there!

#ceramic #astronaut #necklace

Warped Ocean Dive into the darkest depths with me and discover warped denizens of the deep! The watery sequel to Celestial Beasts will emerge from the depths in January 2026.

There's less than 2 days left to back for some awesome eye-full sea creature enamel pins from Warped Ocean! 👁👁👁
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/a...

#artistSupport #DarkArt #SciArt #Pintopiac#Backerkit

My wife read GRIZZLED to the kids tonight for bedtime. There were oo’s and aww’s and I-didn’t-know-that’s!

My oldest is 11 now. He was 2 when I sent my first email about this idea. 🥹

GRIZZLED comes out in 21 days!!!!!!!

(Oh, and it’s technically for adults, but tweens/teens are welcome, too. 🧪)

Uhoh those the were load-bearing witches.

A picture of a 3-inch anti-generative AI holographic sticker with a formline design on it. The design has a black border with sparkles lining it. Text within the border reads “you cannot automate the human experience.” The formline design depicts a decapitated robot head with vacant eyes. Next to it are two ravens, with one raven perched on the head with a piece of the robot’s antenna in its beak.

A picture of a 3-inch anti-generative AI holographic sticker with a formline design on it. The design has a black border with sparkles lining it. Text within the border reads “you cannot automate the human experience.” The formline design depicts a decapitated robot head with vacant eyes. Next to it are two ravens, with one raven perched on the head with a piece of the robot’s antenna in its beak. This picture shows the sticker in more detail, being held up by fingers.

#telekitneticart #formline #indigenousart

🚮⚙️ You cannot automate the human experience

(Sticker up now) 👉 ko-fi.com/s/3ecf690ed7

EVERY HOUSE SHOULD HAVE A DEMON SUCKING BOWL

Hand holding a small painting of a salamander reading

Salamander Reading ✨
Available!
Size: 2x3.5"
Acryla gouache and ink
$55 (US shipping included)

DM to claim

YouTube video by Mr. Tyler Crook The Watcher Commission

If you’d like to commission me for an 11x17 ink and acrylic watercolor page, now’s the time! mistercrook.com/store

I don’t plan to open commissions again this year and there’s only a handful of slots left!

#ArtPost #OriginalArt #ArtCommissions