@beeporridge.bsky.social
my other car is a professional scientist welcome to my femtoblog
what are you doing step-functionโฆ
12.04.2025 02:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0showing up to a job interview wearing a shirt that says โiโm with stupidโ with an arrow pointing to my face
25.03.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the bossa nova groove on Sorry About Your Penis by Smash Mouth goes crazy when youโre wine drunk on a Tuesday
12.03.2025 03:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0WIFE: This chowder is beautifully creamy, the briney flavours complimented by the celery and onion, with the apple cider rum a perfect accompaniment.
CHEF: Thank you.
ME: *putting a cocktail sword in a mussel* Look Sharon. A clamurai.
thereโs not going to be any NIH grants, you stupid slut
08.02.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bitches love when iโm covered in chalk dust and wearing crocs
07.02.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0never listen to a man who canโt even improvise over the Coltrane changes
03.02.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0thereโs about to be an obesity epidemic in the local face-eating leopard population
31.01.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0donโt look a gift mouse in the tumor
30.01.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the P in PhD stands for Pyrrhic Victory
30.01.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hey baby are we laterally adjacent sedimentary rock bodies? because I can see us intertonguing
29.01.2025 01:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0too many people take for granted the ease with which we can traverse river crossings these days
29.01.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
