Lilly Emerson

I'm afraid all information on the findings of Project Subway are highly classified

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

If Santa came down my chimney with a charcuterie board it would honestly be a good Christmas imo

I’ve found laser is great for areas of the body like legs, back, etc. It can also be followed eventually by electrolysis to clean up what’s left, which saves a lot of time and money

I keep seeing people say, oh, trans people must take a hit for the greater good and, first of all, no, you don't get to discard someone else's rights and second, we know from past experience that marginalized communities like theirs are merely the first to be targeted. They'll come for you next.

Having a very fun time learning to make a 3d donut in blender

He is, instead, a 59-year-old Long Island wine importer named Bill DeBlasio, who merely responded to an email from a journalist seeking his views on Democrat Zohran Mamdani’s policies. “I’m Bill DeBlasio. I’ve always been Bill DeBlasio,” DeBlasio said in an interview conducted Wednesday evening through his Ring doorbell in Huntington Station, Long Island, from his current location in Florida. “I never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,” DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. “So I just gave him my opinion.”

I’m crying

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This is honestly my main feeling about it: absolute best case scenario we have a guy who voluntarily ran for office while sporting a years-old nazi tattoo

Even if he is a literal saint somehow, those are godawful political instincts

First time dealing with an extended period of fatigue and honestly? Can’t say I’m a fan

Love getting random anxiety spikes while making breakfast. Great time, highly recommend it 💀

I love these so much; this one in particular is so dynamic!

Putting away a bit each month to eventually get one for my apartment 😁

When he was a child, Mike Johnson was told “a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.” In that day he vowed to never expose himself to that danger.

yeah i’m part of an international network of sexual minorities, we all know each other and there’s warfare, subterfuge, and espionage between clans happening in broad daylight and greater society is completely oblivious to it

“sounds cool”

it actually sucks and is lame as hell honestly

It’s like making a chair but then driving nails pointed up through the seat

What even is this for if not a place to sit?

lol this is so well executed; i love it

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

ordinary americans are filming ice agents and trying to save their neighbors. for all the hemming and hawing during 2024 about how democracy was an elite concern, the elites gave up far more quickly than average people.

The way we avoid having to do all of this again in 8 or 12 or 16 or 24 years is by imprinting a generational memory of, "oh, the last time they did that, all of the top guys - I mean, the ones who survived - went to prison for the rest of their lives, and had their property seized."

Centuries of history turned into rubble for some rich batards to tee off

The poll watchers are back

This is insanely illegal and incredibly fucking dangerous.

This confirms what I always suspected: Rob Schneider is an immortal being who has plagued humanity since the fall of Rome

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

I would be surprised if they swing by 5 points but i wouldn’t be surprised if they swing some. The pain this time is sharper and came on suddenly so it may be hard for many of them to blow off this time.

One can hope, anyway…

My problem is that these centrists positions want to show us all of the ways the electorate is messy, while also trying to find a politics that doesn’t cost people anything in terms of trade offs.

That’s impossible

One way sighted people can determine what to put in alt text: Imagine you sent the post or article to a friend, and the image didn't load. What would someone need to know to get the equivalent experience and context? This will help you identify the important details.

The only thing that anyone ever needs to know about Bill Ackman is that he once joined a group of avid long distance bikers from NYC to Montauk and back without training or preparation, arrogant in his ability to "lead the pack" and ended up screaming in agony

Seriously. Do not interact with the govt accounts. Just don’t.

Donald Trump announces he has commuted George Santos’ sentence in his federal fraud case: “at least Santos had the Courage, Conviction, and Intelligence to ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN! […] I just signed a Commutation, releasing George Santos from prison, IMMEDIATELY. Good luck George, have a great life!”

Trump isn’t even trying to hide the fact that the DOJ is completely politicized and the rule of law no longer applies federally