Omg did u get your license??

I feel like snot !

this is basically portland's version of a haka

A woman is sitting at a table with a black tote bag with a slit down the side allowing a dog’s face to poke out. The dog’s face is smushed in a charming (but still safe) way

Now that I’ve modified my tote bag to be shih tzu accessible it’s over for you bitches

Only He can judge me

I want to shout into the void about Wuthering Heights but I don’t want the void to shout back. Private option for Bluesky accounts NOW !

He is living his best life

He says it all through his one eyeball

A blonde shih tzu with one eye is standing with his mouth open and tongue out in an apparent smile

When a dog’s mouth is open and it looks like they’re smiling. Like if u agree.

Whoaaaaa what the FUCK

Never has a truer statement been put forth in a more insane way

Hmm okay maybe I am the protagonist of Lover You Should’ve Come Over… 😐

Jeff Buckley is a Scorpio and suddenly everything makes sense

I love when that horny white boy is just WAILING. Xoxo sorry u drowned Jeff Buckley :(

It might partially be the sleep deprivation talking, but this is my Truth rn: if the song Lover You Should’ve Come Over was written about me I would have nary a problem in the world

A one eyed shih tzu with blond and tan fur is poking his head out of a floral print basket attached to a silver bike. He is handsome and happy.

The horrors may persist, but so does dog in bike basket

Rainy day in August snuggling my dog while my robot vacuum mops my bedroom floor !!!!

A one eyed shih tzu is held up next to a guitarist, a saxophonist wearing an all pink ensemble, and a keyboard player wearing a comically large straw hat

A one eyed shih tzu is held up next to two people wearing black hoodies. Their heads are cut off because they are strangers and I was just trying to take a picture of my dog but I thought the photo looked cool anyway

Tone’s first street fair

This particular instance was during the 2010s tumblr phase of “fuck your validation !!!!” Which in retrospect I’m pretty sure does not mean that you don’t need to affirm your partner ever and if they say you should it’s because they are insecure and bad.

Anyway, makes me think about how a lot of people now co-opt misunderstood therapy terms to justify stances that actual therapists probably Would Not endorse.

Really funny now. Didn’t feel great then.

One time during my cursed high school-college relationship for some fuck ass reason or another I tearfully explained to my boyfriend that I needed some validation that he loved me and he said “I heard that it’s bad to want that.”

Antonio, a very handsome one eyed shih tzu with blonde and tan fur, is posing laying down on a blanket with a Loverboy hard iced tea within paw’s reach

Now accepting brand deals for my dog

Antonio, a blond and tan shih tzu with a long shaggy coat is sitting on a pink couch looking at the camera. He is very handsome.

Antonio, a blond and ran shih tzu with a short coat is sitting on a yellow couch and smiling. He is still very handsome.

Tone got his first haircut! And continues to be the most handsome boy ever

He said, without an OUNCE of irony “these are all the spice girls, right?”
(CW for today’s NYT Connections)

Yeah I’m on my honeymoon in Greece but I may as well be in HELL because I can’t watch Love Island in this country

Body Dysmorphia! On My Honeymoon

labubus are propaganda I'm not falling for. hideous little things that will not see the gates of heaven

NOOOOO

Yay I can’t wait !!!!!!!