Lizard

I just want to play my solitaire app in peace

Okay if I download royal kingdom, do I never have to sit through another royal kingdom ad again?

Once or twice a year I remember that electric eels exist.. and that changes everything

Why are seals like that

Can’t forget to pay the tuna tax to the cats every time I make tuna salad, or else

Maybe I don’t actually need to leave my home ever again, all the cute things I like are already in here

Eating halva with a little spoon wrapped in a blanket; is this what lifes all about?

Looking to organize against Central Hudson, any groups out there mobilizing?

Ah never heard of seedy saturdays! Thanks for the hot tip!!

If we all plant native plants, this could also be a cool way to encourage the distribution of local seed genetics, which is super important to maintaining local biodiversity 👀

Just started a bunch of seeds inside for the garden this spring, and was thinking that every neighborhood should organize seed swaps from their own gardens! Would be a great way to meet neighbors + free plants!

After spending countless hours… (months of my life) uprooting horrible spikey thickets of invasive plants… nothing hurts my heart more than seeing people irl & online plant these plants on purpose. Talk to your local native plant nursery, and do your research before you put something in the ground!

One thing I love about horticulture in this exact decade is that we are super aware of which invasive species must be destroyed, and which native plants will save the soil, birds, and bees. My brain craves the sort of black and white thinking that every other facet of human life doesn’t allow for.

This line of thinking is probably the reason I’m in therapy

Met with a new talk therapist I was re-assigned to, and I really get the vibe that I scared her

What did cats do before the 1960 invention of the laser?

I’m not kidding, I hate central hudson in ways that I can’t even put into words. They charge more than any electric company out there and there is literally nothing New Yorkers can do about it. I think about how evil they are hourly.

These fucking things, to be clear.. it’s like holding up a mirror!

Uncanny! I really see myself in those chubby flocked taba squishy cats

If I had three genie wishes, I would wish for;

1. health and wealth
2. ability to speak every language
3. the permanent and humiliating destruction of my electric utility company, central hudson (a monopoly in the hudson valley owned by canada). It can only be replaced with a publicly owned company

Watching cats sniffing the fresh air might be one of my favorite experiences

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

Take back your attention.