@apexbuffoon.bsky.social
Never look a gift horse before they hatch. All theory and no praxis. Aspirational hurkle-durkler. Currently making a prototype for my story-based Peggle-like "Baddaboom" LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
Now it's more of a limp trickle
13.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0duckens
13.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Recently finished The Lathe of Heaven, keen to read more. Are you recommending this?
13.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New pants needed, send help
13.02.2026 09:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 08 out of 10 cats disagree
10.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If that horse takes a bath, Barry could be in real trouble here.
10.02.2026 10:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's in a (very good IMO) sitcom called Silicon Valley.
09.02.2026 09:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I live in a semi-rural area and the lane assist is an unqualified madman, who routinely tries to kill me on the rare occasions I've forgotten to immediately turn the shit off.
The sensors are a nervous, timid wretch. Desperate to cost me a fortune in tires because of leaves.
If anyone's thinking of going to see Iron Lung, here's my review for The Times:
Nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, monster eats submarine.
Have you tried being less of a prick, Elon?
05.02.2026 11:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Word is Downing Street has already gone through 5 proctologists failing to correct this endeavour.
05.02.2026 11:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Strong showing from the boy there.
31.01.2026 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But at what cost?
31.01.2026 10:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Douchemaxxing
31.01.2026 10:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you like to spread Tebbutt cheeks?
24.01.2026 10:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I came here for the bants and it's just some Ash hole making treemendous puns.
22.01.2026 11:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Just here to see people posting their wins
20.01.2026 20:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hegel a mistake.
20.01.2026 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You must stare into the abyss, they demand it
16.01.2026 11:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think if I was privileged mediocrity with a history of amoral and legally dubious business dealings, I too would like Farage.
15.01.2026 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well she is called Jan and is 80 next birthday, so...
15.01.2026 12:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is this about the TV show or US foreign policy?
14.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Part of the "Beware your own triggers: A guide to basic intellectual hygiene before windmilling in" series
14.01.2026 11:52 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0If we pumped inverted corn syrup into beans on toast, they would smash it into the lowest holes in their faces.
06.01.2026 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a cold - 2 days and counting
04.01.2026 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Autocats, my favourite little dictators
30.12.2025 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0POWs? PsOW?
26.12.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0English POWs escaping: Well it was lovely seeing you, but I have to get back and put the washing on.
26.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of elf in the fucking bin?
23.12.2025 13:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you. For science, I will try and find the maximum mass of cave aged gruyere that the human body can handle.
22.12.2025 11:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
