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@scottjegg.bsky.social

Look, man. I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe.

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ICE violently detain U.S. citizen who is standing up for his employeesβ€”tackle his elderly mother in the process.

He looks right at Chicago Police just standing around and asks, "Officers, why are you letting this happen?"

Nate Griffin is the manager for the Laugh Factory comedy club in Chicago.

25.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 33

a more virile president would drop powerful turd bombs not leak soup like he's trying to put out a forest fire

19.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 437    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

While Trump is busy licking his wounds in public, this week his loyalist have fought tooth and nail to prevent the US congress from releasing the Epstein files and have declared anti-fascism terrorism punishable by arbitrary arrest or assassination.

10.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 811    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

If someone can tell me a better snare than the one on Hazy Shade of Winter by the Bangles, I'm dying to hear it - bearing in mind, I'm well aware of the one at the start of She Sells Sanctuary.

04.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ref's completely took the piss all afternoon. Blatant bias.

04.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This fucking ref, man #SAFC

04.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every motorway service station should have a 5-a-side football pitch. The score should be continuous throughout the day with travellers swapping in and out via infinite subs.

04.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4

Used to have these nearly every school dinner time from the chippy off Park Lane for about 2 year. They were about 25p. No wonder I'm on statins.

30.09.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Zia Yusuf & E
@ZiaYusufUK
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Lawyers have done as much damage to this great country as politicians over the last couple of decades.
A Reform government will change the laws to neutralise their poisonous attacks on the interests of British people.
Many will need to find new jobs!
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Zia Yusuf & E @ZiaYusufUK .... Lawyers have done as much damage to this great country as politicians over the last couple of decades. A Reform government will change the laws to neutralise their poisonous attacks on the interests of British people. Many will need to find new jobs! 3:24 PM β€’ Sep 17, 2025 β€’ 3,770 Views

All those preparing to vote in order to allow a Reform U.K. Ltd government in.

You have been warned. #dictatorship

18.09.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 8
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"The big orange elephant in the room that we're all tiptoeing around is the fact that Mandelson was chosen for that position, to be the interface with President Trump, not despite his questionable connections and his rather ephemeral morals, but because of them. Because he shares them with Trump."

16.09.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 665    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 14

Haha. That last sentence floored me.

12.09.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This should've been how the War on Drugs went.

11.09.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

10.09.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 30647    πŸ” 12716    πŸ’¬ 784    πŸ“Œ 1080
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The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.

27.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2717    πŸ” 787    πŸ’¬ 236    πŸ“Œ 105

Peak comedy would be an Ekitkike hat trick, demonstrating they don't actually need the bloke in the first place.

25.08.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been that way since Now 26.

16.08.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.08.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. πŸ₯ͺ

15.08.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 40348    πŸ” 12229    πŸ’¬ 1170    πŸ“Œ 685

It'll do for me.

11.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This book changed my life!

10.08.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stop the yachts.

24.07.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 395    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Just verified my age by sterilising a skinned knee with a wet paper-towel.

24.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

22.07.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16421    πŸ” 3212    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 96

We are so gonna shithouse this whole fucking tournament. Ha'way, lasses!
#WEuro2025 #Lionesses #Eng

22.07.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agyemang letting that ball just bounce off her chest there was fucking gangster #ENGITA

22.07.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*nostalgic

22.07.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This had made my night. You've given me a legitimate nostalgically pang of what Twitter used to be. Thanks x

22.07.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen #SWEENG

17.07.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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