Ruffian Price

"I do have a year left to live."

going "waow that is so Sapphic" every time you see two women of different height might be the yuri corollary to the blowjob brothers

Scratch a Tardigrade, and a Bubble bursts.

The "I love doing acid and roofing" Roofing University guy post, acid replaced with horses

The text is taken from the OD game announcement and has redacted parts after "the", "horror", "cursed" and "again". Two of them feature paint effects that were warped to look like smiles, with the Flowey eyes from the Your Best Nightmare scene added to one and the FRIEND eyes from DR Ch 1 added to the other, making the context "ten years since the [Flowey] horror" and "the cursed [FRIEND]"

There are bridges everywhere for those with the eyes to see 😌

Evergreen

the bow is ideology

Jingo

when the WE'RE SO BACK / IT'S ALL OVER LFO moves into the audible range

every day i look for the answer to the age-old question "what if i just stared off into space for 6-12 hours instead of doing anything at all?" no closer to the truth despite years of research...

every book with fucking in it is a monsterfucker book because humans are the real monsters

When I tell a learner to put away a tool and reject their arguments for why it's necessary it isn't because they're too stupid. It's because tools of convenience are inherently less powerful and flexible than their own minds and inhibit their ability to reach the point where they can achieve that.

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having to think of stuff for interns to do is twenty times harder than just doing the tasks you assign to them. can't you just sit there and play on your ipad

That the Dem equivalent of Q just pretends to be a rank-and-file employee of the Park Service is actually a great bit. Can't sum up the liberal and conservative fantasies of power any better than that.

And is the media illiterate crowd that cannot engage with anything but the base layer with us in the room right now?

right about now, the snart helg brother

Throwing away worthless fiat was actually a t*p?! I need to sit down

I used to buy fresh raspberries and then put off eating them because "just eating them wasn't special enough" (what???) but then they would go moldy and I couldn't enjoy them at all!! So now I eat the raspberries! Light the fancy expensive candle! Stick the stickers you're hoarding! USE THE STUFF

*Guilty Gear announcer voice* Victory Royale! Number, one. Get DOWN!

otoh that one has no pockets, so the cadaver won't explode

Hot Chip Challenge

lowkey hate this trailer as it's clearly a comedy short with every interaction hand designed to serve the gag it's in, but people seem to be expecting the Star Citizen of physics sandboxes based on this

Classic 2008 image macro featuring a humanist caricature yelling "RARG PEOPLE DESRVE TO BE TREATED LIKE HUMANS NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO MURDER MILLIONS HURRRR", with the Fuhrer himself responding "I just want to murder all the Jews and take over the world, but, hey, that's your opinion and I'm fine with that. Looks like you've got some growing up to do." The image is altered with Clrsky labels, anger at inequality showing as "Stormy" and the trademark Totenkopf civility showing as "Sunny"

Werner Herzog checking his privilege since all his friends do live within walking distance

Not just any white, eye-searing peak HDR brightness white. Every single streaming subscription app I've used had to release an update for something that becomes apparent within a minute of watching any content on a TV, several months after launch.

people always come groveling into the conversation with their "i only use it for" because they want to use it but they also want to be told they are good and special and their reasons are pure so it doesn't count. yall can miss me with that shit

"We have SETI at home"

SETI at home:

Never even seen the guy be anything but OOC. Thought the "swift" was just, like, an adjective, that they were reporting on security in a timely fashion.