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Niles Paine

@theyblades.bsky.social

30. 🌹. Reply Enby. Jaded. Fun Loving Bisexual. (They/Them). UK (unfortunately).

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His content is amazing, I really got into the dead mall stuff after seeing his videos.

22.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Becoming someone who only dates trans people so I don’t end up having to go to Harry Potter world to keep someone happy.

22.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a shame that Pete Wicks and Joe Wicks aren’t related as one is very clearly the evil version of the other.

21.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how this is so obviously been influenced by a specific corner of UK right wing twitter.

21.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I would not be surprised if Twitter gets very ugly(yes it can get worse) in the run up to the next US presidential election.

21.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Regardless of political views you should be cancelled for calling yourself Michale

20.02.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s weird seeing the β€œMichale Graves show might get cancelled” articles bouncing around regional English news sites. Half the facebook comments are reactively defending him from the right, a quarter are saying he’s a fascist and the other quarter are saying they’re right wing and he sucks.

20.02.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Northern Comedian and nostalgia merchant Peter Kay, holding a microphone mid routine.

Northern Comedian and nostalgia merchant Peter Kay, holding a microphone mid routine.

Ooooo remembers their first crappy job? What were all that about!

20.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A man who’s entire twitter feed can be summed up as β€œwhat is bro waffling about”

19.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who say β€œI don’t see how people could ever support Caesar’s Legion” are well meaning but naive. There is definitely a broad type who would definitely support Caesar’s Legion.

17.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Brotherhood of Steal, more like

17.02.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but why do Terf’s always have the fucked up white people dogs?

17.02.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer Simpson looking angry and poking his head through a door, with the quote β€œOh by the way, I was being sarcastic.”

Homer Simpson looking angry and poking his head through a door, with the quote β€œOh by the way, I was being sarcastic.”

For any confusion, if I say anything that sounds remotely positive about Starmer and the current Labour Party, refer to this.

16.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another victory for reactionary centrism.

16.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a game developer that’s reduced complexity for the sake of accessibility/ease or use, Bethesda have made it soo difficult to comeback to old games mid play through.

16.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a government that’s more focused on winning an election in 3 years time rather than policy, it was a very stupid mistake.

16.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Of note anyway)

16.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell how transphobic the UK is because we haven’t had any β€œanti-woke” trans people yet.

16.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are McDonalds doing a friends meal? It was 20 years ago move on bro.

15.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes the sensible centrist are back in the room! *places my hands on my hips as my trousers fall down to my ankles*

14.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The serious answer to the β€œtrans debate” in the UK is β€œwell the cats out the bag now like it or lump it”. You’re appeasing paranoid control freaks who will see anyone gender non-conforming as one of them nebulous transes, any butch women or feminine man is now a target for cranks.

14.02.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You get some magic from that like how Breaking Bad adapted with how Jesse worked well and Mike worked in one appearance. Plus it’s fun to see how shows could changed when they don’t have the threat of cancellation hanging over them at the end of the season.

13.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œCan Helen Lewis be transphobic?

Helen Lewis can have a little transphobia, as a treat”

By Helen Lewis

12.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair after Jimmy Carr’s recent podcast tours I’ve just written him off as a massive midwit who doesn’t understand the consequences of anything.

12.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might be underestimating how right wing they are but it’s opening a door to reintroduce this discrimination in way more jobs than they realise.

12.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A man who no doubt employs more than a few (both on and off the pitch)

11.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand why it came about but theres no valid reason why it didn’t get abolished in the late 90’s/early 2000’s and now because the fee itself has become politically contentious (mostly through crackpots) it’s never going away.

11.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The universe it’s made is better than any of the movies.

11.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You really aren’t missing much….

11.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also (and controversially) it’s first three seasons are incredibly good and as a whole it’s very easy to watch. I do admit there are very valid criticisms as a whole etc.

10.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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