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Magnolia tree roots growing through the sidewalk. The roots are thick and flow out of the brick box around it, covering the bricks.

Other people in New Orleans: "WHOOOO! Let's go Saints! Beads! Drinks!"

Me in NOLA: "WHOOO! GHOSTS! TEQUILA! LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN' MAGNOLIA TREE BREAKING THE BONDS OF TYRANICAL CONCRETE!"

My husband in NOLA: "Babe, breathe, drink some water. LOOK AT THAT SICK ASS MAGNOLIA TREE!"

Got hustled by an artist in New Orleans, but he sold me by calling me a queen 24 hours before my birthday so...win/win.

I'm traveling and miss my cat, so I turn on Forensic Files and it involves a cat helping solve the murder. Is this cosmic synchronicity?

The reason I love my job is because my people walked in this morning asking if today was The Rapture and if we could have an End of the World party.

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

we paid some Etsy witches to curse Charlie Kirk

Jezebel posted this two days ago. comments are locked now lol

You know what? I enjoyed the new Gladiator movie. Good job, movie people. Two thumbs way up.

Just saw a Rooms To Go commercial that opened with a very upbeat "beat the tariffs!" like thats so dumb. This is such a weird and stupid moment in time.

A 3D paper bunny is breathing fire towards a bottle of Da Bomb hot sauce on a light colored plastic tablecloth.

Spicy Easter lunch = success. I made my great-grandad's jambalaya, tons of food that tasted so good it almost hurt. We took turns doing small "shots" of hotsauce. We laughed, we cried, we coughed. The pollen index might be high, but my sinuses are clear. 10/10. Would recommend.

I'm still thinking about how China's response to the tariff nonsense is basically "if you're gonna keep acting like this, we won't stop you"

A bag of Popcornopolis Takis "Fuego" flavored popcorn laying on a wooden table.

This shit is disgusting and I can't stop snacking on them.

Preparing for Spicy Easter where we all bring spicy dishes for a potluck and try to not die. This is how I party in my 30s.

My dad is watching some kind of generic "nicest places in the world" show and I swear its just an AI voice-over just reading the Wikipedia for the places. Its pure garbage.

TODAY: 5 Senate Republicans helped Senator John Stevens pass his bill to protect giant foreign pesticide corporations from sick farmers through Judiciary committee

(White, Taylor, Rose, Gardenhire & Harshbarger)

it's their owners, doing it for attention. there, i solved the case. i made the government efficient. you're welcome.

Meanwhile, secret agent Jeffrey Goldblum caught off guard by the Houthi attacks,

Hamdan's Oscar acceptance speech on ABC

Hamdan Ballal, Academy Award winning co-director of No Other Land, has reportedly been kidnapped and imprisoned by the IDF

Two friends in gov tell me this is common practice in this admin as Trump & Co try to circumvent the Presidential Records Act and FOIA requests.

So much for us plebes that followed the rules!

Every single Democrat in Congress should be demanding the resignation of Waltz and Hegseth. Every single one.

This is a massive scandal. There should be a serious price to pay.

AND THERE IS ZERO DOWNSIDE FOR EVEN THE MOST SCAREDY-CAT CONGRESSPERSON.

Oscar-winning Palestinian director is attacked by Jewish settlers and detained, activists say Activists say Israeli settlers beat up one of the Palestinian co-directors of the Oscar-winning film “No Other Land” in the occupied West Bank, and he was then detained by the Israeli military.

Israeli settlers beat up one of the Palestinian co-directors of the Oscar-winning film “No Other Land” in the occupied West Bank on Monday, and he was then detained by the Israeli military, activists on the scene said.

The Great Abandonment What's worse: Long COVID or the isolation?

Another must read piece by @juliadoubleday.bsky.social on the rank Covid denialism on the left and right

Why the hell have Democrats not been incorporating mutual aid like this into every campaign event? Could we do this with canned goods, clothing etc… Why are we not organizing food drive/voter signup events?

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Adding a journalist to a top secret government group chat about dropping bombs *IS* the kind of thing people who aren’t super politically literate can understand and find shocking/notable/disqualifying. Dems should seize on this and never ever let it go. I hope to hear about it in a decade

Texts from anxiety and depression and the houthi pc small group

doge investigating why they used signal and not x the everything app