🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦

What’s your fatal flaw—the one that’ll be the death of you? ☠️

The flaw 👉 Legally blind when it comes to clutter.

The demise 👉 Trip over the pants my wife told me to pick up, crack my head on the dresser, insta-kill.

Your turn.

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Sometimes devils aren't under the bed—they're leasing space upstairs.

Gehenna is a demon-hunting, descent into relics, rot, and redemption.

Come see what crawls out when history refuses to stay buried.

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I appreciate you!

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Indiana Jones meets Hellblazer.

A rogue relic hunter stumbles into a hidden war between zealots and something far worse.
Snark, grit, and biblical horror collide in—

Gehenna
The Plagueborn Series begins.

📘 Out now.
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Working just hard enough to not get fired and busting your ass—shockingly—pay the exact same

River float day!

This is how I envision myself when I say I'll be in the woods.

Tigerlily gets it.

Proof of life

My brain hurts 🤯☠️

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Series book cover; Book 3

Made by me. AI can suck it.

Series book cover; Book 2

Made by me. AI can suck it.

Series book cover; Book 1

Made by me. AI can suck it.

I now know drinking coffee through a straw does indeed caffeinate me faster, but with an added side effect of existential dread.

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COFFEE!!!

Maybe too much coffee...

16 drove himself to school today for the first time and a new level of anxiety has been unlocked.

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My son's friend just doordashed him McDonald's as a congrats for getting his license. My doorbell rang at 10:30 pm but still, nobody sends me surprise food.

Do raccoons think we’re just really bad at hiding our snacks?

Goodnight.

No, I’m not okay. But I put on pants and didn’t bite anyone. Heroic, really.

This is what “I’d marry you all over again” looks like.

I was told my vibe is a little witchy, a little wifey, and 100% not to be underestimated.

I feel x-rayed.

If I think, therefore I am… what happens when I overthink? Am I more? I mean...I'm already a handful...it would explain some things.

jinkies...goodnight.

I'm thinking scallops with a pseudo mushroom bacon risotto for dinner tonight.

But can I pull it off?

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☝️What is this? I didn't give them permission to use my likeness!

Quote with the animal within you

Teriyaki tuna steaks sprinkled with lemonade chips, pamesean brussel sprouts & fingerling potatoes for dinner. I think I did pretty well.

I don't care if it's a bonfire/cookout in the sticks. My husband bought me a new dress and I'm gonna wear it.