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Mayor Pete looking even more like a rodent than usual

Mayor Pete looking even more like a rodent than usual

FUCK LOOK OUT HE'S GOING FULL RATMODE
HE'S RODENTING TF OUT

13.08.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

you’ll b like damn $350,000 for that house?? that’s insane! and then it gets sold in 2 days for $800k

11.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nba about to launch an investigation into why he only averaged 9 points in the playoffs

12.08.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

would’ve made more sense if schiff was getting ratioed

12.08.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no way the louvre of bsky doesn’t know who paul f tompkins is

12.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

saw a french man fall and asked him if he was in any pain.

he spit on me, put his cigarette out on my arm and asked why he would be in le pain and the called me stupid

11.08.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

con air clips at 10 am. hell yeah

11.08.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day you should thank plants, they turn sunlight into drugs!

11.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

he’s gonna dress up and superman to try and increase morale of the idiots

08.08.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this might be the silliest thing ive ever seen Jalen hurts do

08.08.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

he knows they lost right

08.08.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eagles title defense starts tonight

07.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

preseason football is real football

07.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine losing a fight and posting on main ab it lol

if i got my ass beat it’s quiet as it’s kept

06.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

most of americas modern day issues are caused by not finishing the civil war properly

06.08.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a hound dog looking desperate

a hound dog looking desperate

morning walk has been just a smidge past our usual time
and he’s just been staring at me like this

06.08.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

06.08.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we r so back.

06.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jaketapper.bsky.social

04.08.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and it’s mostly so they start agreeing with me when i call their friends dumb pieces of shit

04.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dragging my nuts across rusty barbed-wire is preferable to explaining basic (and i mean basic) economic/political concepts to my parents (gen x)

but i do the important work

04.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

letting my kid be illiterate to own the libs

04.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol she should spit in that man’s face

04.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s gotta be considered a run on sentence

04.08.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: China has officially banned cryptocurrency trading, mining, and related services

03.08.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10493    πŸ” 1801    πŸ’¬ 413    πŸ“Œ 701

just replace em with quality starts

02.08.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me three months ago:

01.08.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16751    πŸ” 3832    πŸ’¬ 455    πŸ“Œ 115

The left is not silent on the alienation of capitalism and patriarchy and social media radicalizing men and profit oriented dating sites and no third spaces and an unstable future and economy leading less people to settle down and people working more

We just don’t frame it as β€œmen not getting laid”

01.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1961    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 6

go phils πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

02.08.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to have a closer again will bring me such peace

02.08.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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