we’ve given you worthless democrats all that shit before and all you did was stress the importance of working with republicans, or “moving forward,” or whatever crock of shit it’d be this time

fats waller looking suggestively at a cop’s gun off photo left

fats waller smiling looking at a cop’s gun off photo right

it’s amazing how fats waller is looking at a cop’s gun in every publicity photo

seems like you spend a lot of time on the internet explaining that you aren’t a bad person 🧐🤔https://bsky.app/profile/bengm198.bsky.social/post/3lsko4uoye22y

that’s how. the 70% market share is why they’ve never improved or fixed the basic functions.

have you considered that you might derive joy from the combination of pee, nut, and butt?
fortunately for you, the absolute freaks behind m&m’s at the mars corporation have,

maybe next time lead with that instead of “i did a lot of work to get us into this mess”

okay but have you done anything deserving of respect? or just that stuff

what social media needs is a differentiation between edit and insert mode

wait it might be sam kinison

YouTube video by IronLungMiami El-P - Baby (Justin Bieber Death Remix)

different dice sample but,
youtu.be/h2fLvoQGu8o

child’s christmas list item “hot we-yos”

i didn’t realize this was a common experience?

we’ll always have the dragonball memes

there are just such funnier stoner characters, like ensign ro or riker or like idk nog?

you could tell they were assholes because their weed puns were so forced and awkward. “potcard?” really?? reminded me of those weird crypto guys

please let me see mike tyson dislocate that boy’s head from his neck

the important thing is that you do it from the windoooooooooow to the wall

*bluesketeers

5) when someone professional sounding says “viral load” it’s a good time to log off

make it the confirmation button