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Median voter

Of all the examples to choose from, he chose an attempted rapist.

Newbies deserve to take up space in the gym. It's just frustrating that a lot of them chose the same month to start, and most of them will stop coming soon, so it's not even worth it for the gyms to increase capacity and we all have to deal with a packed gym.

Me in July: Going to the gym is great. Everyone should go to the gym more.

Me in January: For Christ's sake, give up on your goals sooner than later so I can have a free cable pully again.

Can we just drop the terms 1st/2nd/3rd world now? What does it even mean that America isn't a 1st world country because China (considered 2nd world) has wealthy social media influencers?

I never saw Songbirds and Snakes, but I'd consider the original Hunger Games movies to be pretty bloodless already

CHILL

It says blocked? Does that mean they blocked me or I blocked them? I can't see who it is.

Deviled eggs are a lot of work to make the worst hors d'ourve and the worst way to prepare an egg.

On that day, many metal bands will come to Satan and say, "Lord, Lord, did we not shred in your name, summon demons in your name, and perform many sick shows in your name?" And Satan will say to them, "I never knew you; depart from me, you posers," and the gates of hell will be closed to them.

Wow. Interesting high quality information you've provided

Never trust a girl on Bumble that says she likes intellectual conversations. If you try to talk about Zizek or Hitchens, she'll just change the subject to how much she wants you to cum in her.

He was on a tight budget

That's so interesting.
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You're a professional now

I have to believe that people would act better if society didn't pressure us to step on each other, but man, a lot of people are shitty.

I'm encountering more and more people citing chatGPT citing chatGPT for what they think is factual info

"That's my secret, Chris. I've always got a cranberry."

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The framing around voting is always about "supporting." I'm not asking anyone to support Biden, just go to the polls to vote for your representatives in congress and state legislatures, and then for president check the box that's the least bad for the world (Biden).

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I know you can't copyright high quality facts, but is the jury still out on low quality facts?

Please reskeet if you:

-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.

-think that cops should not give you a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.

-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.

This one's going to get shared on Facebook sincerely.

It's not a book, it's an essay.

"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes

"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby

This should be on a warning label about HRT.

Women love to moisturize, but hate when you call them moist. Wasn't that the objective?