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@melainakate.bsky.social

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I once spent a night running through Boston in the rain with a man and spent the next week writing bullshit notes app poetry saying “am I in love with this city or just you”

and idk but the city doesn’t hit the same 8 years after he ghosted me so I guess that’s my answer

25.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One time my dad decided to smoke a turkey but an ice storm kept putting the fire out on the smoker so we didn’t eat until 9pm

25.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Biblical scholars stop pronouncing the Tetragrammaton challenge?

24.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I came here with wild dreams of some cosmically preordained networking scenario and the whole thing actually happened tonight.

I am floating.

Thank you #aarsbl.

24.11.2025 06:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I just fell in love with every single person on this panel.

23.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stayed long enough to see my advisor break his knees and back; left too soon to see Dr. Gafney break her knees and back :/

23.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that I still get “😳🤯” reactions when I say the words “Jewish liberation theology of prison abolition” at an academic conference means I’m doing something right…right?

23.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I know I already said it but I’m so happy for you. You deserve this. Big time.

22.11.2025 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is this a Vintage Cowboy Poll???

22.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For someone who doesn’t know shit about the Bible I sure do have an SBL membership 😅🤔

21.11.2025 23:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg can I meet you finally please

21.11.2025 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey #aarsbl I’m posted up at Democracy Brewing tonight, come chat!

21.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anything happening here?

24.10.2023 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I need everyone to see this A1 joke right now.

11.10.2023 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Y’all know that heart wrenching picture of me at GC19? I just thought of the funniest joke. I’m so mad it took me almost 5 years. Omg. Hold on.

11.10.2023 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a rum and Dr Pepper tonight! Would also go for a gin and soda.

03.10.2023 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus freak band geek + too much depression to be considered “emo”

😬😬😬

01.10.2023 04:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Blackmouth cur puppy looking at the camera

Blackmouth cur puppy looking at the camera

Twilight sky

Twilight sky

A bowl of soup

A bowl of soup

A mason jar with grassy fall florals in it

A mason jar with grassy fall florals in it

It was a good day.

01.10.2023 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well shit. Nobody told me how hard YK would hit after a week of back to back deaths.

25.09.2023 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Jews are tired.

And hungry.

25.09.2023 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is hard being a Jew in Oklahoma. It is hard being a leftist Jew in Reform spaces.

No big takeaway here. It’s just hard.

25.09.2023 02:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me: I’m going to put clothes on the bed but that doesn’t mean you have to get on them

Nova:

24.09.2023 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥲 glad we are connected here!

23.09.2023 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whole David thing is so New Testament coded and I’m annoyed that I’m having to read about it.

23.09.2023 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not an original thought but bears repeating: half of writing is just being allowed time to sit on your ass uninterrupted and think about things really hard until you puzzle them out, which doesn't look or feel like work at all. but it is!

22.09.2023 20:00 — 👍 2490    🔁 556    💬 55    📌 101

Slaps, as the kids would say

22.09.2023 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was an accident I don’t make a habit of it don’t yell at me about kidney stones 🙄

22.09.2023 15:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OH no 😦 I just noticed this ☹️

22.09.2023 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know this is hella anecdotal but I took 2,000% of my daily recommended vitamin C yesterday I feel so good today 👀

22.09.2023 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Truly depends on so many things but always more than one.

22.09.2023 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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