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Evan Zasoski

@codenameevan.bsky.social

I write code in Durham, NC. It is nice. You should come to visit. Opinions here are my own. Likes might just be bookmarks.

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Flag of Washington, D.C.

Flag of Washington, D.C.

11.08.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

STATEHOOD FOR D.C.

11.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3749    πŸ” 890    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 78

Me, cleaning the Thunderdome coffee pot: I am a golden god.

07.08.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think more people should just… go and see the DNC building. They will be disabused of their notions of the haughty power of the Establishment.

07.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but how often do you openly posit β€œsome bug” as a culprit for things?

02.08.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cosmic Cantina: the thirst quenching burrito

01.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up on these streets

01.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same energy with Dax and Worf’s marriage in DS9. They clearly don’t like each other and that’s just… marriage.

31.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay this is actually pretty good.

31.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two hours feels like a long time to spend with Happy Gilmore.

31.07.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also really enjoy the bit about how a corner points to Mecca. With four walls and four corners, you have 8 entities arrayed around a point. Of course one of them "points" towards Mecca to within some deviation. So does every other building on earth by that definition.

30.07.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œParis, Texas” is two and a half hours of β€œman, fuck this guy.”

29.07.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lucky from King of the Hill

Lucky from King of the Hill

26.07.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck.

26.07.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leave it to Billy Bragg to rhyme β€œaccident waiting to happen” with β€œdedicated swallower of fascism.”

25.07.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How do you sleep at night?
YouTube video by TomMannCenturia How do you sleep at night?

youtu.be/GO0JaecRWy0?...

24.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh so you like how I made your favorite superhero a heroine addicted jazz critic who’s *not* radioactive?”

21.07.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most sci fi thing about Brave New Worlds is the tensile strength on Pike's hair gel.

18.07.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope! Like Sega, they started as an American company, had a lot of success in Japan and just kinda pulled up stakes.

17.07.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Metropolis is canonically in Delaware. Welcome to Joe Biden’s America!

16.07.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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if donald trump can radicalize a generation of men into thinking fascism is punk than i believe supes can radicalize them into thinking being a good person is the real punk.

15.07.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œI got yer fundamental attribution error right here, buddy!”

15.07.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTrapped in a well? Get a job, man!”

15.07.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe the previous org that had this remit, INS, had the quality of a) handling all manner of immigration, documented and not, and b) was partially funded by fees from visas and various forms processing, and that meant they had people throughout who thought of it holistically rather than… this.

10.07.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

06.07.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI: Gets pretty good at writing boilerplate text for pro forma purposes.
The Actual New Yorker: Has AI made writing pointless?!

06.07.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading their justification, a big part of β€œwhy it’s okay” was β€œWell, he responded to questions,” meaning that people who act like people consent to be targets and people who deny deny deny will be treated with deference.

05.07.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmm… normalized data…

04.07.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I have an API project, I learn a bit more about oauth2 and get no closer to actually understanding it. Like a lot of foundational tech, its purposes are so generalized that trying to get it through the lens of, "Make API go brrrr" is like an ant trying to understand a grandfather clock.

03.07.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans being famously swayed by organized labor actions.

03.07.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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