David Eoll

will the 82nd be able to handle them? stay tuned...

Is there a Nobel Prize for being a huge piece of shit? They could give him that.

you mean Altoona-style "pizza"?

Trump's M.O. has always been a "go big" version of the sovereign citizen schtick. I.e., acting as if the law doesn't apply to him. And, unlike the clowns who try it on traffic cops and wind up in jail, for him it actually works. It's wild.

or vice versa (much smaller carbon footprint)

PORTLAND IS BURNING!!! 🍊🤡

the six "originalists" disagree
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Presidents Day will be moved from February to June and renamed Your Favorite President Day.

Oregon and Illinois NG should occupy Dallas.

"being extremely incredibly loud"
Republicans figured this out ages ago. and here we are

Even if he wins, none of the consequences will fall on those responsible. The taxpayers will once again be the whipping boy for bad cops.

cat does not look even a tiny bit pleased.

yes, you actually are being judged. and you have been found wanting.

[googling...] 😳 holy shit

He doesn't need to fondle himself. All he needs to do is watch video of brown women being beaten, and he immediately comes in his pants.

"you're next"
he's not kidding

"a masked federal agent threw congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh to the ground"
how's that?

it's unclear whether i'm required to pay for this

"So what's your CV?"
J6
"Hired. Can you start today?"

mint the coin.

Look at the size of that place. And tell me organized religion isn't a racket.

In that case I am strongly in favor of a Trump coin.

I was joking.

BLM, Antifa, and Greenpeace

Matthew McConaughey smoking a butt and staring at his iphone in anticipation.

YouTube video by mebrad Donald Trump - Regeneron - Retro VHS Commercial

youtu.be/uVPIJrtdr8Q?...

with IV regeneron

"Hey Craig, why don't you try making a plastic explosive shaped like a squirrel?" 🤣😂
Craig: It's not a gopher! 😭
"Okay, shape it like twig." 🤣😂🤣😂

A colleague of mine had an ongoing war with a beaver who kept damming up a creek running through his property, causing flooding. Of course he was the butt of dozens of Caddyshack jokes. His protests that it was a gopher in the movie, not a beaver, fell on deaf ears. The jokes continued. 😂

wtf is up with all the Tolkein names for these companies?

would require an amendment. which would require 2/3 of *both* houses, and 3/4 of state legislatures. naganahappen