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Big things are happening!!!

Fun fact denim was invented by Jean Jacket

Filing “oldest dome-headed dinosaur” away for the next time I need a withering insult to use on my enemies

The ninja turtles are always destroying robots. We need them now more than ever

Another government shutdown looming? Oh no what will we do without the government ruining everything

when I grown up I want to be a professional athlete so people google my name and “fantasy” all the time

Ravens don’t even seem particularly hungry if you ask me

These pizza rolls aren’t hitting like they used to. I think Totino’s heart just isn’t in it anymore

Nerds in hell

Nerds in hell

I’m an optimist, so I don’t see this as Dunkin serving me a half empty coffee. They served me a half _full_ coffee

I can’t believe I was on Amtrak for 4 whole days and I didn’t see Miles in Transit AT ALL

So exciting visiting Pikes Place Market in Seattle. Any of these little vendors could be the next Star Bucks. Maybe one day this little shop Sur La Table will be all over the country too

POV you just got thrown into one of Trump’s gulags

Ernest Hemingway, Yelper Sun City Asian Bistro and Café Category: Asian TWO STARS I called Sam and asked him if he wanted to come to dinner but he said he had softball prac...

"It was a cold night and the rain was coming down hard and I did not want to move from my couch. I called Zorba Express and a man came with a gyro in a greasy paper bag. I paid him and he left. The gyro was good and it felt good to eat in front of the TV and out of the rain."

Ernest Hemingway Visits Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony Club If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, it stays with you for the rest of your life. Yet I could not ignore the visions of m...

"For weeks before the journey, dreams taunted me, insisting that I visit the Pink Pony Club. I knew I could be happy there. I can be happy anywhere there is liquor. I heard this club was a place where boys and girls could both be queens every single day."

My computer caught a virus so I gave it some robotussin

Love island? Sure, love anyplace coastal really

Condescending bigot: It’s Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Eve, not Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Steve

so old they’re called grandpapa roach now

Portrait of the unc as a young buck

For most of us, it was new year’s rockin’ eve. But for Dick Clark, it was every rockin’ day

NANCY- - - THIS IS A VERY PUNK MEAL SLUGGO DOESN’T LIKE THE MEAL THAT NANCY HAS PREPARED FOR HIM, BY HER EXPRESSION NANCY ISN’T HAPPY ABOUT SLUGGO’S COMPLAINING ABOUT HER COOKING EITHER.

NANCY- - - THIS
IS A VERY
PUNK MEAL

Yeah could you email me about it?

“Please let this be a normal barf” 1/2

Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls. It tolls for thee

Texas Roadhouse is based in KENTUCKY and Kentucky Fried Chicken is based in TEXAS this country is FALLING APART

Hi everyone my grandfather actually invented the skateboard so if you’ve ever ridden a skateboard you owe me one dollar for overdue royalaties to my family

Trump Shows Kids Collectible Card With Photo Of Him Being Shot | Defector Monday was the White House Easter Egg Roll, an annual event in which children gather on the lawn and get to meet the president, first lady, and Easter Bunny. Then they all roll eggs down the lawn, I…

Trump shows kids collectible card with photo of him being shot: defector.com/trump-shows-...

Say what you will about people from Ohio, but when it comes time to party they can really throw down. And not just in some kind of cool way. In a way that makes you say “yikes”