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you are morally and intellectually superior to people who use ChatGPT

That Cherki goal should have counted on the grounds of it being really really funny

This touchline #LFCMCFC

I wish I could take a little tablet to forget all my ball knowledge and never have to subject myself to this game again

Careless trip??? The video clearly shows him shoving Bruno in the back???? You don’t trip with your hands you yamhead

Denial of a goal-scoring opportunity as well surely?

Elanga REALLY needs to work on his first touch

Nothing Murph can do about that. Clownish officiating.

Really nice goal. Fuck sake

Might sound like copium but thank fuck for that. Couldn’t justify fighting on four fronts any longer, wish we’d gone out sooner and in less of an embarrassing fashion.

Here’s a free tip, telly overlords: you don’t have to replace creatives with shitGPT to cut costs.

Nobody likes the pundits. You could replace Carra with a hissing cat and you’d have 1.) a few million extra quid to line your pockets with and 2.) much happier viewers

you can really tell Sky have gone all in on generative AI this season. Shit overblown whooshy sounds on subs and cards, that awfully designed Fanalysis app, the genuinely horrendous title card animation and ‘song’

Great goal. Little bit of a silver lining

This lot definitely don’t want to play like Arsenal last night.

This is going to be a tough 90 minutes.

Dink it over him man!!!!!

hahahahahahaha

I am reading the Financial Times instead of watching this game. That is how cooked we are. Can someone, ANYONE, *DO* something???

*This* is who runs this account.

Poor Burnley. They are just poo, aren’t they?

you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

Genuinely how is Gary Neville allowed to commentate football matches in this way

Pathetic. #NUFC

Comms calling Salah Ekitike 💀

Hating playing out from the back is my most old man yells at cloud football take. We must retvrn to boot-it-long-ball

People surprised that there are this many nonces in the world post-Epstein were clearly never involved in 2010s UK emo culture, where fucking a 14 year old was as much of a staple as an unwashed floppy fringe

Time to watch the baby sleeping on the monitor to keep the horrors away #NUFC

Wirtz just went through us like we were a mild breeze there #NUFC

MON GORDY INTO THE SCOUSE CUNTS #NUFC

Oh this is going to be one of THOSE games isn’t it #NUFC

Unless Mac Allister has a condition which causes his throat to be in his chest, that is an atrocious dive #NUFC