J. Nicholas Geist

I’m not sure if im gonna have time to write it as an extracurricular this year but I have an essay on me on Eve 6’s Showerhead, I tell you what

“Let my people go”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE”

@marchxness.bsky.social are you actively trying to kill me yall my heart can’t take this

Another big hitter, this’ll go hard

BIG HITTER

Alright let's DO THE MARCH SADNESS LOTTERY

YouTube video by josh (The Nukes) You are a better writer than AI. (Yes, you.)

Now live: : the conversation I need to have. ChatGPT, Gertrude Stein, Stephen King, and the mythy mountain.

You are a better writer than AI. (Yes, you.)
youtu.be/V5wLQ-8eyQI

Headline: David Attenborough - Humans are a plague on Earth

🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth

speaking from a place of expertise?

I think it would be a good idea

Steve Zahn steved zahn so that Owen Wilson could owe wilson

Nah musk is gonna bring back the Amico

Vincent D'Onofrio & @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Democrats have spent years carefully abandoning political positions it fears might cost them votes, each time getting closer to the ultimate goal: a political party that has zero positions and therefore cannot lose votes.

jake paul should make boxing history by fighting elon musk next

OHMYGOD I just read The Onion bought InfoWars. @theonion.com please hire me to run the podcast! I have expertise:

California license plate with text "BTL TANK".

Customer: BATTLE TANK
DMV: BATTLE TANK

Verdict: ACCEPTED

screenshot of a subhead from Wired: "After a Montana man illegally cloned and bred an endangered giant sheep species, government agencies must now contend with the illicit offspring."

they do things like this to try to make me write songs about them. it's the only explanation

Surely there aren’t any that Michael hasn’t already yelled about

There wasn't a good list of accounts related to video essays - so I made this starter pack! Who did I miss? Who do you know who should join Bluesky to share & talk about video essays?
go.bsky.app/PtthhCc

OUT NOW: 27 new video essays about seasons! 🍂❄🌷🏖

For The Essay Library Anthology Vol. 8, we invited video essayists to respond to the theme of "seasons" in 60 seconds. These are the results.

📺 youtu.be/ewoXycDfy4k

Since 2020 I’ve increasingly felt like we’re in a digital dark ages, where illiteracy is skyrocketing, people believe in magic, disease is rampant, oligarchs rule, and it’s all facilitated by ultra modern technology that has evolved to reinforce it

YouTube video by The Essay Library 27 Video Essays About Seasons

Tomorrow: The Essay Library Anthology, Vol. 8: Seasons. Premiering at 10:00 AM PST, watch 27 internet weirdos tackle the prompt “Seasons” in a collection of 60-second video essays. I haven’t seen the other entries yet but I’m willing to bet mine’s dumbest.

youtu.be/ewoXycDfy4k

What is Michael Hobbes if not an LLM trained on the corpus of reactionary centrist horseshit

🎶all the planes that flew me once
will fly me once again🎶

On the one hand just write an original script for once but on the other hand Glenn Howerton.

Man, I thought you were joking but I have been woken up three times by children and dogs tonight and each time I see SEB creeping up on Kesha. The Europeans. They’re dangerous.

It is true. I fear the Dutch.