Matilda Flapweezer

Give Scoutie-girl a head smooch for me. ❤️❤️

They’re gonna eat bugs at your house and leave you eggs. Can’t complain.

A Bald Eagle takes off from the Great Blue Heron rookery. Lots of ducks show up around the rookery this time of year, which encourages the Bald Eagles to hang out in the area.

There’s another zero guilt thing for me - I had picky eaters. And Jamie still is one thanks to the ‘tism. I never made “eating what we eat” the hill I would die on and I regret it not one bit.

My kid won’t eat school lunch so he gets - various snack packets from Sam’s Club and Cheerios. Every single day.

I did insist on swimming for safety but that was 2 weeks in the summer and that’s it.

I do not feel guilty that my kids are not involved in 1,001 activities. I support what THEY choose and don’t insist on anything else.

Dressing for the job I want

Yes. They keep things vague on purpose.

Bingo.

Oh we have a FB group and people Air their Grievances every day and twice on Festivus. The council does not care.

As for signing up to speak, that information is not readily available.

I tried. They’re over and done in 17 min flat and there is literally no room for comment from residents.

My local council sucks. But they’re the only ones that run. Bleh. (I suppose that means I should run but no. I am busy with other things). Instead I wrote a strong worded letter to my state rep about how the council sucks.

We met Liam’s new girlfriend last night (they’ve been dating for several weeks now) and she was just lovely. They seem happy together and she fit right in with our weirdo family.

Seriously, adult kids are RAD.

Why are you defending a dude that does?

But I’m not here to debate with you so I think it’s time to block and move on.

Either that or he’s another dude who sees nothing wrong with finding children sexually attractive.

Entirely my point. There were plenty of others to choose from. Why are we choosing the one made by a pedophile?

POOP

Oh shit. You failed the 1 hr?

She’ll love it!

It’s not a bad way to look at it!

This one was absolutely obnoxious until he got what he wanted. (I have bed head. Sorry)

I cannot recommend a driving school enough. Seriously, they are used to doing it, it’s not a parent so there’s less pushback and it’s NOT YOUR CAR. Worth every penny.

This is such a Cindy present!

HORK

Did I write a page and a half letter to my state rep about the terrible state of Ingram roads and the refusal of the borough council to address it?

Yes. Yes I did.

I expect zero response or change. But it wrote it anyway.

They suck so much. When they finally make me switch, I’m looking at specialty plates.

They forgot “using the dust jacket to mark the page.”

Ahhh so a film that’s both cheesy and has a predictable “twist.”

Supporting woody Allen is any way is disgusting. He’s a pedophile.