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@uranium8.bsky.social

May get slightly more serious depending how this pans out.

29 Followers  |  52 Following  |  92 Posts  |  Joined: 14.10.2023  |  2.3277

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Hard agree.

28.10.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I presume because you are vulnerable. But if they gave us all the vaccine you'd be even less vulnerable.

28.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back Justin.tv! Oh...

17.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Who ate all the jizz?"

06.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The referee's a wanker!"

06.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Courry brand cat food? If I were that cat I'd give you The Long Goodbye, crazy lady.

28.09.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Here’s your field. It’s yours for as long as you may live.". Does sound like it could be a threat out of The Godfather or summat...

28.09.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They were lucky to have such honest fellas as us!

26.09.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago email wasn't anywhere near as secure as it is now. Mails queued in plain text with physical access it would be very easy to intercept and read/modify/delete.

26.09.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Centrist politicians fail the population giving rise to a fascist government and they throw in a huge ID database so said fascists can target their opponents precisely for slaughter/imprisonment.

26.09.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Here's looking at you, kid."

26.09.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Edith from Still Game

Edith from Still Game

Pint o' Guinness!

26.09.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a form that might catch with this online age check malarkey.

12.08.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love Elliot Gould. Rewatched Altman's The Long Goodbye the other night. Sublime.

11.08.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not him. But that Terry Nutkins has a lot of explaining to do. Granted his circumstances might make this difficult. We could get Derek Acorah involved but, granted his circumstances might make that difficult.

05.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Depends. Is your neighbour a hedgehog?

05.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Friz Frizzle performing on stage.

Friz Frizzle performing on stage.

Another nice full room for FUNNY TURN. Find out why it's so popular, 4pm, Whistlebinkies #EdFringe

05.08.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be sure to get there early tomorrow then!

05.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, Twin Peaks: The Return makes sense!

03.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rick Wakeman’s Ozzy Osbourne Story Is Superb πŸ˜‚ #funny #funnyshorts #funnyvideo #comedy
YouTube video by Very British Humour Rick Wakeman’s Ozzy Osbourne Story Is Superb πŸ˜‚ #funny #funnyshorts #funnyvideo #comedy

If you've not seen it before - Rick Wakeman's story about Ozzy Osbourne

www.youtube.com/shorts/42Oan...

23.07.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caffe corretto?

22.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"She dwelt among the untrodden ways
And went her messages by helicopter"

18.07.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you'll find that was Heenan One.

18.07.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You've seen them, yeah, the strippers?
They run along, they run along the hand rail, don't they? And they get to the end and they go, "Oooh", like that, in a shopping centre, by the, where the multi-storey is...

15.07.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cat Sean Penn?

15.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I often get caught up in the potential of a consecutive bonus 'lucky dip'. It's like a SchrΓΆdinger's win...

12.07.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if it is to a kind of template isn't that exactly how Banksy works?

28.06.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy is gonna be all over Shifty πŸ™„

24.06.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy ending int it?

18.06.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! That's Rowlf, you Muppet!

09.06.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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