Finger on the pulse there, @news.sky.com
31.10.2025 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@weechrissieb.bsky.social
Writer, musician, crafty type. Refugee from that other place.
Finger on the pulse there, @news.sky.com
31.10.2025 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Suggestion for all TVs: Grandma Mode. Immediately removes motion smoothing, sets the 4:3 settings correctly for vintage repeats, and turns off Dolby surround sound so βyou can hear what theyβre bloody sayingβ, but all done with one button push.
30.10.2025 13:14 β π 125 π 14 π¬ 18 π 2And blocked.
29.10.2025 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exotic fruit reviews (an occasional series).
Pomelo: A small, dry, disappointing grapefruit encased in a giant wall of pith. Wonβt bother with that again.
Iβll be going as sexy goat meat.
25.10.2025 07:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well hello, all you young men who havenβt posted anything but are following hundreds of women on here, including me now.
18.10.2025 11:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nonchalance personified.
14.10.2025 07:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.
09.10.2025 08:31 β π 626 π 172 π¬ 33 π 46God in his wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.
- Ogden Nash
No! Were they? I am unreasonably disappointed to find this out.
02.10.2025 06:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The University of Glasgow groundspeople are going to be quite annoyed when they come in to work tomorrow...
01.10.2025 17:59 β π 2360 π 580 π¬ 89 π 127Well, I guess he didnβt do much more raping after that incident.
24.09.2025 06:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My wife just told me about a thing where people are colouring in England flags to make them look like slices of Battenberg cake, how marvellous
14.09.2025 08:56 β π 458 π 103 π¬ 13 π 23Nope, havenβt a scooby what this means, even though the individual words seem to be English vocabulary.
24.08.2025 10:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Breaking news: Thousands of flags for the patron saint of Palestine put up accross the country as a sign of solidarity with Gaza.
24.08.2025 06:46 β π 272 π 87 π¬ 12 π 5Patβs better off out of that toxic working environment. Kathβs a terrible boss.
17.08.2025 06:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rows of birds perched on metal beams looking like notes on a staff.
pigeons gather in scores
10.08.2025 20:11 β π 844 π 153 π¬ 27 π 10This is quite beautiful. All hail Dmitry Lamonov
08.08.2025 06:48 β π 689 π 122 π¬ 12 π 11I laughed at this video for like 2 minutes straight last night and now you get to
25.07.2025 14:36 β π 3630 π 1383 π¬ 81 π 179I have literally being doing all of this today, albeit in email form.
28.07.2025 15:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Be sure to have a ladder handy, so you can come down from the ceiling safely!
20.07.2025 09:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Double caffeine ought to do the trick!
20.07.2025 09:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes but, βa charm of goldfinchesβ, geddit? (Iβll get me coat.)
20.07.2025 09:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Crying with laughter here!
20.07.2025 08:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How charming!
20.07.2025 08:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, that is sad. I remember seeing him on tv, though I didnβt remember his name. I thought he was American.
20.07.2025 07:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks safeβ¦
20.07.2025 07:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His fiancΓ©e should run. Run away as fast as she can.
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