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Wee Chrissie B

@weechrissieb.bsky.social

Writer, musician, crafty type. Refugee from that other place.

72 Followers  |  87 Following  |  156 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2024  |  2.0736

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Finger on the pulse there, @news.sky.com

31.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suggestion for all TVs: Grandma Mode. Immediately removes motion smoothing, sets the 4:3 settings correctly for vintage repeats, and turns off Dolby surround sound so β€œyou can hear what they’re bloody saying”, but all done with one button push.

30.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

And blocked.

29.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exotic fruit reviews (an occasional series).
Pomelo: A small, dry, disappointing grapefruit encased in a giant wall of pith. Won’t bother with that again.

26.10.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be going as sexy goat meat.

25.10.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well hello, all you young men who haven’t posted anything but are following hundreds of women on here, including me now.

18.10.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nonchalance personified.

14.10.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.

09.10.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 46

God in his wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.
- Ogden Nash

06.10.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No! Were they? I am unreasonably disappointed to find this out.

02.10.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The University of Glasgow groundspeople are going to be quite annoyed when they come in to work tomorrow...

01.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2360    πŸ” 580    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 127

Well, I guess he didn’t do much more raping after that incident.

24.09.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My wife just told me about a thing where people are colouring in England flags to make them look like slices of Battenberg cake, how marvellous

14.09.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 458    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 23

Nope, haven’t a scooby what this means, even though the individual words seem to be English vocabulary.

24.08.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Breaking news: Thousands of flags for the patron saint of Palestine put up accross the country as a sign of solidarity with Gaza.

24.08.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

Pat’s better off out of that toxic working environment. Kath’s a terrible boss.

17.08.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rows of birds perched on metal beams looking like notes on a staff.

Rows of birds perched on metal beams looking like notes on a staff.

pigeons gather in scores

10.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 844    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10
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This is quite beautiful. All hail Dmitry Lamonov

08.08.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 11
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I laughed at this video for like 2 minutes straight last night and now you get to

25.07.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3630    πŸ” 1383    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 179

I have literally being doing all of this today, albeit in email form.

28.07.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be sure to have a ladder handy, so you can come down from the ceiling safely!

20.07.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Double caffeine ought to do the trick!

20.07.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but, β€œa charm of goldfinches”, geddit? (I’ll get me coat.)

20.07.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crying with laughter here!

20.07.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How charming!

20.07.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that is sad. I remember seeing him on tv, though I didn’t remember his name. I thought he was American.

20.07.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks safe…

20.07.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His fiancΓ©e should run. Run away as fast as she can.

16.07.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom . Alt: A man is heaving and trying not to vomit
14.07.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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