Cobalt

Sad headline about a sex-loving lady whose British life ended in a bloody depressing manner

Merry Christmas from Apple News 😭

a man in a car with his eyes closed Alt: Adam Scott letting the tears roll in his sweet automobile

Me being financially responsible

Bic + fart and you shall ascend

Ammonite nuggets hold the most bbq per square inch

Phallioca

What are these throne games everyone’s been talking about

Looks horrifying HONEY

I miss the Lucha Bros!

I thought pounding this heart was giving them cpr

“how to shower curtain rings”

PLEEZ

Great point. We need more RKO-style sneaky-ass finishers. From nowhereeeee

I know you didn’t. It is really terrible and you are absolutely right that there are no easy answers or black and white perspective here. Health insurance in general has become one of the most evil industries in this country. So so much undeserved and unanswered pain. It makes sense but is so sad.

I completely understand your argument. I’m just asking that you please don’t defend murder. I know that’s not what you’re doing, but it’s not a short leap.

don’t show me the carfax, just fax me the car

What are they some sort of suck it cybertruck

I miss the Lucha Bros but I wish them the absolute best

90’s (my dorm): beat, stink, and be Gary

he who has a corned dog to eat can bear almost any line

seeds on his chin and chest or we riot

me going to be tonight and finding leftover pizza rolls under the blankies

Was the pumpkin cookie cutter the first idea? And this crime was Plan B?

Enjoy your miniature train land

same

I can relate because that’s what it’s like being in a taco bell drive thru

Every time I eat expired food I feel like the Yuri Gagarin of stale-ish snacks

This is funny because it’s like the opposite of what you actually want

nice little nap you got there. would be a shame if something happened to it

-neighbor with new weedwhacker

I use scissors bc I’m committed*

*should probably be committed

“who the hell is this? what the fuck is THAT? I feel unsafe”

me after accidentally swiping to the Discover tab