Robert West

"wow, they look" is an all-timer. I am in tears.

a man with glasses and a scarf says as greedy as a pig Alt: Clip from Snatch with caption "as greedy as a pig". In this scene the character describes pig farms as the best way to dispose of bodies

Best way to dispose of bodies I hear

Picture of 2 bluesky posts. The top is a description of catsitting the neighbors sphynx and answering riddles to borrow sugar. Bottom post is a picture of a partial reflection of a cats legs upside down

Was scrolling and I thought this was a single post. Wow that's one bad ass cat...

Haha so this is how I find you Keith! I ran into you years ago at another event where you had a similar setup. Great stuff

@catacalypto.bsky.social can I interest you in Sims: Oops all pregnant

If you grab the mirror sword, there is a non zero chance of being pulled into the mirror dimension. You could try anchoring yourself with a rope around your waste before grabbing or be prepared to fight your way backwards out of mirror world

Do I like this commiseratingly to say "damn that sucks bro" or will it seem that I am applauding your denial and saying "haha get fucked your talk sucks"

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

When you walk in, you're given a choice between 3 random beers. You can either pick one and see how far you take it or you can leave the bar and come back in to reset your options

Small replica of Mt Fuji with text Japan. Endless Discovery See you again in Japan

I gave a survey at the airport on my visit to Japan and got this Mt Fuji ❤️🙏

It was my first visit and now I'm just thinking about when I can come back 🥰

Time zones are fun. I'm in Tokyo on a Wednesday morning. Gonna hop on a plane at noon, fly east for 10 hours and land in LA 6 hours earlier at 6am on Wednesday ✈️

Chocolate colored dog with cute foxy face is laying on a fake grass mat on a tile patio with a grated white fence behind

Alia's favorite spot is chilling on the patio and watching the alley

Black cat curled laying on bed

Eleanor wanted to wish you all a happy Friday the 13th 🖤

Haha well I'm looking forward to ALL but I know SOME of you won't be there

It's weird having no posts, soooo

I'm heading out to summerfest and looking forward to running into some of you ❤️