Antifa Squirrels (they/them)

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

"Not representative of our country" = "They weren't white men giving me money and blind adoration"

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

My kid made my sign.

Hasan: The great irony is of course that Donald Trump is the son of an immigrant. The grandson of an immigrant and married to an immigrant. In fact two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do.

At the end, 🍊 says "too much hand, too much hand".

Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals

Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/

They're working on an Indianapolis area AES power co. acquisition too. 🙃

I thought gathering all of our military brass in one place was a security risk, but that risk pales compared to the world seeing their leadership speak.

"The issues is the same: Faulty sources of information."

Goddamn it, corporate media, why don't you just say it:

HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR! HE'S A FUCKING LIAR!

# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon

The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions

One of the deals we make for a *somewhat* civilized society is that we all try to tamp down our worst lizard-brain, oppositional defiance disorder instincts.

But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!

More than Trump, more than MAGA, more than GOP politicians, the reason we are where we are is mainstream media. By far.

it seems like the disappearances are more like pretending somebody got sent to a different prison when they aren't, and then deporting them but not telling anybody. But there could be deaths, its unclear. I have a feeling that we're going to be finding mass graves sometime in the next 20 years.

Neurodivergent culture is wanting to talk to someone but waiting for them to contact you first to be sure they want to talk to you 😮‍💨

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

The hardest part of moving Space Command from Colorado to Alabama is going to be convincing the Greys we keep around for intel to give up weed. I've already requisitioned a helmet with facemask because I know Xuzzlorp is going to throw his stapler.

Find a shirt with a hot pink monster truck on it and wear blue heels.

Democracy dies right in the open actually, everybody staring at it, uncomfortable, as it makes burbling noises and coughs up an alarming pink foam.

Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else

Screen capture image of the Iron Sheik being interviewed during a World Wrestling Federation program in the 1980s in which he calls Hogan a piece of shit.

iykyk

18 dead from starvation in Gaza in a day, UN slams Israeli blockade UN’s OCHA says children are dying in Gaza before desperately needed food aid reaches them.

The Freedom Flotilla Coalition says its Gaza-bound aid ship Handala was sabotaged in Italy, with a rope jammed in the propeller and corrosive chemicals in the water tank, injuring two crew members.

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Viel spaß!

Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism

Really proud of this piece,,, it’s something I’ve never done before and out some really TIME and thought into something real important.

www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...

american politics is being in a car pointed toward a cliff having to choose the "slam on the accelerator" party or the "ease on the accelerator" party and if you mention brakes or steering away from the cliff everybody loses their god damn mind at you