Lizzie

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Dinosaur Valley State Park in Texas is in danger. Please help!!

Jfc when I was begging January to end I was NOT prepared for February to be an even bigger nightmare

We’re all planning trips to Puerto Rico now, right??

Did that couple actually just get married at the Benito Bowl?! How cool

ChappelTitties 😍

Guess I’m gonna be driving in circles all week handing out whistles to my neighbors. I hate this :(

OH MY GOD NOT CATHERINE OHARA

I got the baby in a king cake that I personally bought… does that mean something for my infertility?! 🫠

Grey and white dog wearing a black shirt laying on a blue blanket

Heating pad for the blob bc we don’t like ice….

In case you were wondering, indoor playgrounds still smell like feet and farts, no matter how bougie their marketing is.

I know I’m nervous about this storm because I have completely demolished the cuticles on both my thumbs 💩

Love having to spend money on a whole new security system bc Ring is run by fucking traitors

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Pluribus is quite real, in that regard, I guess.

Look, I KNOW it’s the toxoplasmosis speaking but my babykitty smells like snickerdoodles and you simply can’t tell me otherwise.

this week's post is about, well, this week.

it hasn't been a boring week.

margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/this-week-...

Eat my entire ass

How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here

a man and a woman are dancing together in a room . ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .

Guys wake up my new favorite reaction gif just dropped

the Catholic Church being right about 60% of the time these days takes some getting used to

Black graphic that reads "ICE Out For Good". Underneath the text is an image of two signs reads "No ICE in our City" or "No ICE!" Underneath the images it reads "Take to the streets to protest ICE in our communities this weekend in over 1,000 rallies across the nation."

Enough is enough: ICE agents do not belong in our communities.

Screaming crying 😍😭😍

Grey and white dog laying on grey, black, and orange blankets

More dog blob content seemed necessary today.

BEBE

Calico cat using grey dog as a pillow

He is snoring, she is purring, and I am verklempt

Calico cat using grey dog as a pillow

Fartypig became a pillow for smallcat today. They are both very comfy

Unconsciously standing up after my dog rings his outside bell when I know for a fact he’s just being impatient for dinner and doesn’t need to go out…

It’s me, *I* am Pavlov’s dog.

the sweetest blob

been saving this photo of the in-laws pet blob from christmas for strategic deployment and i think now's a good time

Grey and white bulldog yawning on a man’s lap with grey/white and tan/white patterned couch and cushions

Big yawn