feem j. meem

is your child texting about KOBOLDS?

brb = bring rocks babe
idk = in dragons keep
yolo = yipping out loud often
lol = loving our lair
stfu = shiny things, forget u
dtf = digging tunnels fast
hmu = hoarding magical urns
btw = big tail wiggle
imo = interesting moss odour
tbh = tiny but hungry

dunno why i never realized before but they're lucy and ethel

are we really gonna pretend archie or jugs haven't churned butter

a Swan Boy for @bransonreese.bsky.social

i don't profess to understand too much of this stuff but does it seem like they're just cycling the money back and forth here to keep the scam going

i found the cure for autism its called treating children like individual sapient human beings

i found the cure for autism it's called minding your fucking business

IT IS POKEY, STANDING AMONGST THE GREENERY OF THE LOVELY ARCTIC CIRCLE, STATING: HOORAY!

IT IS A NATIONAL DAY OF POKEY!!!

i can hear baroness here

oh shit, the war on Christmas is an attempt to undo His value-add birthday

this makes so much more sense

don't you stop aging when you become undead though

john,

now that i say this, it occurs to me that sitting senators begging us to "do something" about something that is very literally their job has got to be a related urge

i think about this a lot

it's something Certain Forums had rules about back in the day, just posting '^' or the like could net a dayban

i think it's the same motivation but now they think they're actually contributing

A forum post on the stardew forum: The Slime Hutch in Stardew Valley indeed serves the primary purpose of producing Slime Balls, which can be collected to obtain Slime. However, there's more to it than just that. Here's a breakdown of how to use the Slime Hutch and its additional features: Slime Production: The Slime Hutch houses Slimes that produce Slime Balls over time. You can collect Slime Balls by interacting with the Slimes. These can be sold for profit or used in crafting recipes. Raising Slimes: You can choose to raise different types of Slimes, each with unique characteristics. Slimes will multiply if left unchecked. This can lead to more Slimes in your hutch over time. Exploration: The Slime Hutch has a basement area where you can find a special area filled with wild Slimes. You can explore and interact with these Slimes. (I added a note here saying no it doesn't) Crafting Opportunities: Slime Balls obtained from the Slime Hutch can be used in various crafting recipes. Some community bundles and crafting recipes may require Slime products. Challenges and Rewards: Managing the Slime Hutch efficiently can lead to rewards and challenges in the game. Certain quests or events might involve interactions with the Slime Hutch. Decorative Element: The Slime Hutch can also be seen as a decorative element on your farm, adding a unique touch to your overall layout.

God I miss when forum posts weren't all just this

has there been an organized effort to visit every site/subculture and document its individual best-by date prior to infiltration? because there should be

I think his plan to leave a packet of seeds when anyone moves into a rent controlled apartment is a good one

okay but i do actually want this

body goals

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

you have got to be kidding me

I'm so sick of these gaslighting op-eds. They recur like clockwork specifically because rich turds with agendas hire out PR firms to get this shit "placed" to make it appear like there's popular interest in it. See also those articles about creepy "pronatalist" couples. It's all just marketing

An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"

i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

even when we push past the slop, and i think we will,

we'll need to grapple with the fact that we've trained a billion people to believe people can't do anything

anyone who's told you that "ai can do this," almost no matter what it is, is deluded and lying to you.

maybe it gives you a widget that fits a hole, but nobody made it.

i need you to understand that what it "makes" _is someone else; is something else_

our collective ability to recognize human effort was already questionable,

but the invocation of LLMs and diffusion models as "things that can make things" is going to be felt for generations

no, this thing i worked very hard on is not fucking ai, shut up

dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night

but this was one of those stories that can't be told without those connections.

waking up in that cell and wondering if i'm the one in it. worrying that someone i found missing is someone _i_ left behind inside myself.

bending worlds to answer a non-question.

fuck.