Razzle Bathbone

This guy got beaten by a bunch of masked thugs whose salaries are paid by our taxes simply for being Mexican. Help him out.

Squirrel curled up on top of fence looking dozy

Different curled up squirrel snoozing on different part of fence

It’s a great day to be a sleepy little guy

He says if you guys hang out with me you’ll probably get some too

My doctor likes my style. He said I have tubular clothes

Guessing it was a “we have little st james at home” type situation

Your Honor, all I did was what Intuit’s AI Taxperts™ told me to do

“Money or no money, I will never turn away someone in need without a dose of my patented Cure-It Oil!”

—The Scrupulous Huckster

The correct answer is of course Juicy Pear

i have had Big Iron stuck in my head for 6 days

the stranger never cared for how it felt to work so late
but the hours went down smoother with a flatiron on his plate
(flatiron on his plaaate)

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I was actually just saying how I’m sick of spending $35 every time i go to the store for Fugees Ready Or Not

Honestly it would not have occurred to me to describe this as a horror movie lol

There’s like one scene with a big bucket of fake blood sure ok. That’s about it, though. And honestly the hardest thing to endure in that scene is the 2005 Sci-Fi Original Series CG.

Amazed to see so many letterboxd reviews like “twist after twist!” or “super gory!” or “Sam Raimi at his meanest!” when honestly none of that is remotely true. No momentum, no punch unpulled. There are a couple spots where it feels like something fun might happen and then it just doesn’t.

Saw Send Help. Unfortunately it was not at all a surprise to learn afterward that the screenwriting duo at fault were also responsible for Freddy Vs. Jason and the 2017 Baywatch movie

Cahn't get the choofpaste back in the chyube innit

WOW nellie

YouTube video by Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel - Lay Your Hands On Me

trying to figure out the song with the biggest swing in quality between verse and chorus

current frontrunner is Lay Your Hands On Me by Peter Gabriel, whose verses include clunkers like "fat men play with their garden hoses" and whose chorus will make you feel like you can actually fly

It’s just fun to say fifty fabulous fat balls out loud. I kept saying it after posting this

Alt text is so important

They did look kind of good though..

Shot through some trees of a mysterious reddish spray bright against packed white ice. Ominous.

Same subject but from up close this time. It’s chips.

Closeup of chips. Honestly they look kind of good for outside chips. Some woodland creature’s gonna have a field day with these I guess. Lucky…

Saw the beginnings of a Scandinavian murder mystery outside. It’s ok though. It’s just chips the whole time

15+ years later this album still kicks ass. phantom band pls come back

It's never quite as it seems

Bro why tf I heared this on the jokers voice 🤣🤣

Just this all day basically

Honestly I've just been playing the keyboard part to No Quarter on guitar for like an hour straight

My favorite people online are the cretins who see a quote from like The Dark Knight and take the time to comment “I heard your comment in batmans voice !!”

W O W