Mike Kullen

No TRULY YOUNG Scotsman...

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"Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"

Trump, 79, Admits He Struggles Descending Stairs The president’s rare admission came during a meandering speech to top military leaders.

e.g., "stairs"

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Screen capture of Anthony Fauci facepalm behind Donald Trump at a Covid press conference in March 2020

General, you remind me of a doctor I used to know...

2017–2019 Saudi Arabian purge - Wikipedia

I hope the room isn't at the Ritz-Carlton.

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Wait, what's Kilmeade still doing there?

If these shooters didn't have such easy access to high-powered, high-frequency firearms, I could tell you one reason why some of these deaths *didn't* happen.

Total. Consciousness.

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Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody.

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Followed immediately by "Your winnings, sir." "Thank you."

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If it were up to me, I'd take away the guns.

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Trump suggested dropping nuclear bombs into hurricanes to stop them from hitting the U.S. "People were astonished. After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f---? What do we do with this?'"

Duck season is when you shoot ducks. Wabbit season is when you shoot wabbits. As for hurricane season...

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Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs HONOLULU–In an announcement with grave implications for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists at the Hawaii Oceanographic Institute reported Monday that dolphins, or family Delphinidae,...

“I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, ’Holy fuck,’” said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. “That’s it for us monkeys.”

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He's the Mick Mulvaney of Jared Kushners.

Did anyone Nazi that coming?

YouTube video by mikekullen middle ground compromise LWT

"And that sounds like a decent compromise, because it's the middle ground position, right? The problem is, it's the middle ground between SENSE and NONSENSE. It's like saying, 'It would be crazy to eat that entire bar of soap, so I'll just eat HALF of it.'"
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"Nope. Just regular type."

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Now that's what I call a TACO! :)

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YouTube video by Michael Sean Brown Real Genius "A bit of advice. Always, no. Never forget to check your references."

"A bit of advice. Always - no, wait - Never, forget to check whether it's 'direct' or 'inverse' correlation..." :)

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"This plane is going to crash, and everyone will die!"
"Don't listen to him. He's one of the doomed passengers."

Concrete shoes,
Cyanide,
TNT (market price)

Neck ties,
Contracts,
High voltage (competitive fee structure)

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"You know, I'm something of a Dodger myself."