T the uninteresting

Asda online so bricked I just got some sort of internal server error blackscreen from trying to order my groceries in the app

Anyway I have A Thing about Capaldi and his various characters right now, but also watching him talking about his wife is so damned wholesome

Maybe he just doesn't give a shit about British TV (it's Peter Capaldi) but do your fucking job, do some research and try and make it interesting

I've just watched Larry King host an interview for the first time and like, how the fuck is this guy some sort of national treasure?

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

I'm ordering wedding stationary and I understand bridezillas now bc this shit is INFURIATING

every fascist i outlive is a reason to keep on living

Weed lady is gonna grow some Wedding Cake for us when we get married :3

AI guy is the best character(s) in Upload

this guy on twitter with a beef tallow fried food restaurant started melting down about his business failing and when you look at the details, like being in a shoprite with horrible hours, a website with completely different branding with no menu other than beef tallow, you start to understand why

Stardew Valley cannibalism mod

One of many things Americans are wrong about is that they mail stuff rather than posting stuff

Friendship ended with duloxteine. Now bupropion is my best friend

Persuade the NHS to give me a new drug that costs twice as much as the current one but will hopefully allow me to bust a nut challenge

I married Judith ward in the Sims and locked her the attic with media station so she can keep bringing in money, meanwhile I'm using the funds from her mansion to build a petting zoo

We were fools in the 80's

How were we supposed to know a city built on rock and roll would meet zero safety standards

Tiktok domino falling over steadily bigger dominoes and the last one says "new Chinese empire"

What cis ppl think trans ppl are: "I'm john, a secret crossdresser, and I yearn to get The Op and become Joanna, a perfect housewife"
Actual trans ppl: "[Android serial number], it pronouns, boofs bathtub hormones and has a polycule squat coding collective"

I had no idea there were still any of these things alive, haven't seen one on the roads since I was a kid 😲

This is also cyberpunk

I am ever further convinced that money isn't real

Nose so blocked I'm booting decongestant

I challenge sci-fi & fantasy writers to create a single wheelchair-using character who is neither a corrupt villain nor a 'stays at HQ being a tech genius' narrative device

(to the tune of the 1812 overture)

Violin violin violIN LIN LIN

Don't belong anywhere so imma join a not-very-good orchestra

Fan noise sensory overload brrrrrrr

I'm just a boy who's afraid that he won't be pretty if he cuts his hair and tits off

She’s not a bimbo she’s just autistic, but found projecting an air-headed hyper femme persona would make people naturally explain things to her when she had no idea what was going on and created a societally acceptable way for her to ask for help