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Seattle patent nerd hockey dad.

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It sucks that everything else is so bad that we canโ€™t dedicate a day of online discourse to this.

23.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, wait, wait: if she's not a journalist, why would she give a crap at all if she *did* say "off the record"? Are internet randos you meet at a party generally expected to comply with standard journalistic ethics?

The cluelessness on this one has Levels.

20.10.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe this is the first step in re-starting the push to make Canada the 51st state: tearing down the White House is a thing that Canada is historically up for.

20.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me complaining about people doing this is going to be one of my kiddoโ€™s core memories of me driving her around.

20.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They did seem to fixate a lot on the shirtless student nerds who remembered to put the apostrophe in โ€œGO โ€˜CATSโ€

19.10.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, the fish and chips are delicious!

17.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! We were just discussing today in our practice group meeting about how โ€œno we donโ€™t use AI yet, but we use a lot of automationโ€ should hopefully be received well by clients asking about potential efficiency gains.

17.10.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a lot of ugly stuff going on right now, but itโ€™s nice to see that there is still pure beauty out there, such as Godโ€™s representative on Earth rubbing a playoff loss in a Cubs fanโ€™s face for no good reason.

15.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bears were ahead for a large portion of the game. Why did it feel like they were down by two touchdowns the whole time?

14.10.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I have to hand it to him: he came up with a vision for downtown that is actually *more* horrifyingly dystopian than everything being boarded up.

12.10.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s worth asking what is going on in Vegas such that Penn State loses outright two weeks in a row as three touchdown favorites.

11.10.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rally Humpy for the win!

11.10.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It worked in Major League!

11.10.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@crawfordchrisv.bsky.social your son!

11.10.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sickos Baseball Character

TO THE 15TH

11.10.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 776    ๐Ÿ” 139    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Mariners fans have now shared their curse with the entire nation

11.10.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Being a casual fan of the Mโ€™s makes this much more fun than if it was the White Sox, in which case I would be hiding under the couch by now.

11.10.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆand has taken 40-50 low, bounced sliders right to the belly button.

11.10.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay this is a good headline

09.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3617    ๐Ÿ” 763    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Explains why she needs pain killers, I imagine.

09.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please enjoy Papi, living his best life, pulling out sombreros and inviting Jeter and A-Rod to join him in Cancun

09.10.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 235    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal This is a comic about AI art.

My friend Matt Inman made a great comic about AIโ€ฆ

08.10.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 606    ๐Ÿ” 223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
Preview
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in a field with a bucket of corn . Alt: "You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!" -- Wayne from the show "Letterkenny"
07.10.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Northwesternโ€™s field with the captains at midfield for the coin toss. My view is from the seats on the East side of the stadium

Northwesternโ€™s field with the captains at midfield for the coin toss. My view is from the seats on the East side of the stadium

My view for this afternoon

04.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Only per month? Feels like every day. Or maybe thatโ€™s just my LinkedIn feed.

01.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always glad that I have to leave the city to find a Walmart, but always annoyed that I have to leave the city to find a Popeyeโ€™s.

30.09.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today in Patent Illustrators Who Absolutely Knew What They Were Doingโ€ฆ

30.09.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what I feel like we, as an Internet, never really talked about? Whether it was OK to cheer against the Yankees in the 2001 playoffs.

30.09.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nostalgia ouroboros! We miss blockbuster as a video store, even though it killed the friendly neighborhood store. We miss Netflix-by-mailโ€™s huge selection, even though it killed blockbuster. We miss ad-free Netflix, even though it killed Netflix-by-mailโ€ฆ.

29.09.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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