Dave

It sucks that everything else is so bad that we can’t dedicate a day of online discourse to this.

Wait, wait, wait: if she's not a journalist, why would she give a crap at all if she *did* say "off the record"? Are internet randos you meet at a party generally expected to comply with standard journalistic ethics?

The cluelessness on this one has Levels.

Maybe this is the first step in re-starting the push to make Canada the 51st state: tearing down the White House is a thing that Canada is historically up for.

Me complaining about people doing this is going to be one of my kiddo’s core memories of me driving her around.

They did seem to fixate a lot on the shirtless student nerds who remembered to put the apostrophe in “GO ‘CATS”

Also, the fish and chips are delicious!

Yes! We were just discussing today in our practice group meeting about how “no we don’t use AI yet, but we use a lot of automation” should hopefully be received well by clients asking about potential efficiency gains.

There’s a lot of ugly stuff going on right now, but it’s nice to see that there is still pure beauty out there, such as God’s representative on Earth rubbing a playoff loss in a Cubs fan’s face for no good reason.

The bears were ahead for a large portion of the game. Why did it feel like they were down by two touchdowns the whole time?

Well, I have to hand it to him: he came up with a vision for downtown that is actually *more* horrifyingly dystopian than everything being boarded up.

It’s worth asking what is going on in Vegas such that Penn State loses outright two weeks in a row as three touchdown favorites.

Rally Humpy for the win!

It worked in Major League!

@crawfordchrisv.bsky.social your son!

Sickos Baseball Character

TO THE 15TH

Mariners fans have now shared their curse with the entire nation

Being a casual fan of the M’s makes this much more fun than if it was the White Sox, in which case I would be hiding under the couch by now.

…and has taken 40-50 low, bounced sliders right to the belly button.

Okay this is a good headline

Explains why she needs pain killers, I imagine.

please enjoy Papi, living his best life, pulling out sombreros and inviting Jeter and A-Rod to join him in Cancun

My friend Matt Inman made a great comic about AI…

Northwestern’s field with the captains at midfield for the coin toss. My view is from the seats on the East side of the stadium

My view for this afternoon

Only per month? Feels like every day. Or maybe that’s just my LinkedIn feed.

Always glad that I have to leave the city to find a Walmart, but always annoyed that I have to leave the city to find a Popeye’s.

Today in Patent Illustrators Who Absolutely Knew What They Were Doing…

You know what I feel like we, as an Internet, never really talked about? Whether it was OK to cheer against the Yankees in the 2001 playoffs.

Nostalgia ouroboros! We miss blockbuster as a video store, even though it killed the friendly neighborhood store. We miss Netflix-by-mail’s huge selection, even though it killed blockbuster. We miss ad-free Netflix, even though it killed Netflix-by-mail….