underneath it all

press photo of val kilmer and chris odonnell as batman and robin in "batman forever" (1995)

I would bully these two on the street, call them butt buddies. but only because I secretly like them

batman forever (1995) asks, "what if our movie was the horniest in spite of our costume designers taking away batman and robins suit nipples?

my morning jack it

ultimatum queer love is about which cis lesbians are most beholden to their blood families expectations of comphet marriage and why they are supposed to want that I guess

GDQ announcer voice: we have a $1 donation from DrGazpachoBalls that says "cancer tore through my grandmother like locusts descending on a corn field. Many late nights kept up by her constant screaming. Donation goes towards RE4 Leon cat ears incentive HYYYYPE"

they lost by like 40 opening night as the defending champs (!! after the ring ceremony) to the bulls the season before derek rose got there

just got their shit wrecked by kirk hinrich and chris duhon

last night we let the yao ming talk

I'm afraid that dennis wilson screaming his name in his scraggly voice is lost media now

"An earlier version of "All I Want to Do" was produced on October 16, 1968, at Bell Sound in New York. The backing track was redone at Valentine Studio on November 9. At another session, held three days later, Dennis recorded himself at Capitol Studios having sex with a woman, whose throes of passion were incorporated into the track as background sound effects."

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sixers read is 🎯

my phone typed this out while open and stuck in the couch, so I thought id post the text anyways

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love libs eating up SB standing up for trans women in sports by...advocating for our segregation into a secret third category lmao

when the player profile has a blank avatar cause it's so fucking rare 😩💦

hoopgrid day 2. fern put "walt williams" for blazer player with 50+ blocks in a season, like that's fucking genius

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you don't have to! 🎉

love to tell someone to stop talking to their shitty mom when they talk about their mom being shitty and making excuses for it

carrie and lowell vinyl autographed by carrie

"guess an NBA player" online grid game based on prompts revealing Fern's autistic level of obscure basketball knowledge

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klay thompson smiling at the camera sitting on the bench having just fouled out with a horrible stat line in the 2015 finals right before his team wins the title

0 points in my first playoff WIN

"According to new projections published by Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in December, by 2028 more than half of the electricity going to data centers will be used for AI. At that point, AI alone could consume as much electricity annually as 22% of all US households." Fucking fuck

microwave should have random button

the sigma buffstreams user
the chad papahdlive user

drinking that shit the gungans used to disable droids at the end of the phantom menace

the new addition along the boardwalk is really good! only thing is the path going opposite direction to olympic sculpture park is all under construction

when you realize you're the hoe in a different area code

red uno reverse card

bang! bang!!

calling bigots "faggot" >>>

I support knicks fans bullying pacers fans outside of the arena even when they lose!!