@calico-gf.bsky.social
ornamental hermit
Oh how lovely, it just randomly started pissing down 🥹🙏
10.11.2025 11:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Scheherazade, tell a story
24.09.2023 06:41 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 9 📌 3775
10.11.2025 10:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly 💀💀💀
10.11.2025 07:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.11.2025 07:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
'singles day' can suck my fkn arse imo 🫡🫡🫡
10.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fukn gota remember to use this thread: Full Dunmanifestin now, about to meet the Almighty Js I think 🥹🥹🥹 That one guy who makes everything cold 💀💀💀
09.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck can't sleep 🥹🥹🥹
09.11.2025 12:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0774
09.11.2025 11:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This revolting fucking ad on stuff 🤮🤮🤮
09.11.2025 10:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha i fucked up their dumb monastery and just toodle-ooed on out right past them
09.11.2025 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haven fun but these two Roman looking fuck wits keep giving me a lil of my own 'sass, so I'm breaking for dinner. They're fkn DEAD when I get back 😔🙏
09.11.2025 07:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💀💀💀
09.11.2025 06:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's honestly cool how they made boats cool, I SUCKED at naval battles in Odyssey 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
09.11.2025 06:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Blessed is the eye that is betwixt Severn and Wye etc etc 😔🙏
09.11.2025 06:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can't just viking about the place, I gota raise my FUNDS, I have a village back home to take care of
09.11.2025 05:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gona go smash over a few monasteries, fuck this shit 😤😤😤
09.11.2025 05:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0At this point it's the only answer that makes sense 🤔🤔🤔
09.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh man I'm a little psycho, but I'm also ✨fucken funny✨ 💀💀💀
09.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0In fact, this one notebook is pissing me off: 🔥🔥🔥
09.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I publish my work by putting it in the fire, I *know* what I am, what I've always been ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
09.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've never LIVED in a year without David Lynch in it, how is that even supposed to WORK 😭😭😭
09.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The HOLD that man HELD 😭😭😭
09.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I also really love when he built the jar 😭😭😭
09.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DAMN NEAR GOOD AS NEW
09.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I miss his little worn out elbows, and how occasionally he'd get a brand new shirt 😭😭😭
09.11.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Blows 'David Lynch Cooks Quinoa' out of the water for me 🥲🙏
09.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Absolute CANON 😭😭😭
09.11.2025 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My tinnitus is just five channels of Dave Lynch electricity sounds 😭😭😭
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