UnMelievable

the mistake my partner and i keep making is thinking that cis het ppl think like queer/trans folx

if we hear about someone we love who needs help we do everything in our power immediately to try to help

cis hets dont operate that way.

People who hate “purity tests” refuse to forgive somebody who voted for Nader when they were 18

I’ve got the best friends on earth so it balances out quite nicely

They’re just belligerent over absolutely nothing and treat me like shit.

I think they probably are but not overtly.

I can’t wait to move out so I never have to talk to my brothers again

🚨 NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

FJR (if you know, you know)

A night of safe space pro-wrestling action, for the scene, by the scene that helped cultivate modern day Portland wrestling.

Tickets are donation based (pay as much as you can to show your support)

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Lil Pup Clarence (Black and white husky Sheppard mix) laying on the ground looking me dead in the eye with a shiv in his hand

Clarence is looking at me like I’m gonna be his 3rd strike

i can't draw

Never had that one.

I’ll have to pick one up tomorrow and see what it’s all about.

I’m really picky with peach flavors so I’m excited to see how this turns out

It’s quite nice.

It’s my #2 after Mango Loco

It practically begs to be smoked

I have to give it what it wants

I was worried I was going to have to take a T break but it was just a maintenance issue.

Almost quit when I didn’t have to.

Crisis averted

Somewhere there’s a weird loser celebrating my account getting nuked while I’m sitting here glad I’m not on a bunch of stupid people’s cringe ass block lists anymore

Cleaning your bong/pipe is a form of self care.

You get way more stoned out of a clean piece and you deserve to get the most out of every hit.

Helps keep their base free

i love portland where else will you hear women say things like "i have a pussy it's just differently shaped"

All those lewds will be lost to time.

Like tears in rain.

My joke about Super Mario Land 2 have a vore turtle really got under someone’s skin apparently

Square one is a good square, ngl

Bad girls are hard to kill

This is 100% how it is.

Best way to wake up.

An eyeball with 5 tendrils

Of all my little monsters this one is my favorite

☑️

You can’t kill the Meli.

The Meli will live on

An ice cream cone with two scoops of eyeball monsters. They seem to be melting

Eyescream