Is this your way of saying you’re getting fired again

It’s them or the Giants for the midseason coach firing

A kid ding dong ditched my video doorbell, the funniest part was hearing his flip flops slapping on my long ass driveway

I thought this was still about the suburban Italian restaurant for a second

A confession in every sentence

I truly believe that’s the happiest he’s ever been with all that fast food spread out

Im gonna say yes because I suck at math, either way it’s too close for comfort

Another day, another moment I’m reminded that I’m 2 degrees separated from Sean Duffy (college friend’s sister babysat his kids back in the day)

Instead of Domhnall Gleeson showing up as a fuck bot Brendan Gleeson shows up and yells incoherently at you

If he’s gonna cook like that the least he could do is make you dinner

I also love to have jangly shit hanging from my wrists while shooting, it’s super safe

Keith David drew me in, but Toby doing Dale’s voice is taking me out

The underlying joke in King of the Hill is that Hank’s worldview is constantly proven wrong, why do we care who he would vote for

New Mad Max looks sick

a man with a beard and a helmet on his head says " i felt a great disturbance in the force " ALT: a man with a beard and a helmet on his head says " i felt a great disturbance in the force "

Wisconsin collectively felt like Old Ben at that confession

We need a Johnny Sins of the left

This works SO much better on mobile

Or 15 if you wanna go the smashing pumpkins route

The last 15 seconds are truly an adventure

3.4 rating on IMDb lmao

It’s like every “show more” under a 4+ hour old post showing up at the top of the feed

Congrats on the full rotation of the earth! I hit 6 years a couple weeks back, drunk guy at Applebees tried to buy me a shot around the same time lol

My TL says otherwise

Chargers parking a Brinks truck at LT

The people need to know

Some big swings at Princess Leia cosplay

He’s a wizard of chaos and I love every second of it

I saw this reel the other day and now this pic is all over my feed
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVkROu...

I buy the ones from the cooler just to fool myself into believing they’re not as bad

Devastating update, I’m in shambles