Kathryn Funkhouser

Yes, the Golden Globes are nonsense, and yes, I will be watching, because the alternative is paying attention to literally anything else.

WE CONGRATULATE YOU, CAROL! (Rhea Seehorn is beyond wonderful on Pluribus) #GoldenGlobes

I'm just glad that somewhere in New Jersey right now, Bobby Cannavale is looking deep into a bearded dragon's eyes, telling it that his wife just won a Golden Globe #GoldenGlobes

The Golden Globes commercials for Survivor season 50 feel like the Jaws 19 ad in Back To the Future II. #GoldenGlobes

This is always message in the country at large when it comes to policing. There isn't any police interaction that isn't defined by this way of thinking in the U.S.

They should have obeyed and complied is the default, always.

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

Screenshot of a Google AI update under a weather app notification reading "Ben Affleck frustrated: Ben Affleck is frustrated by Jennifer Lopez's constant presence"

Thrilled Google AI is now regularly updating everyone on how different celebrities feel about Jennifer Lopez's presence. Meryl Streep ambivalent about JLo's occasional presence! Mr. Beast furious about JLo's theoretical presence! We're curing cancer with this technology any minute now, I can feel it

We can and should abolish ICE #AbolishICE

1. Wow, NYT, "what did they do to deserve scorn" feels STRIKINGLY "what was she wearing"-adjacent, 2. Conservatives realized they can't say the f-slur on TV anymore, 3. GLEE IS ABOUT SHOW CHOIR and also not a documentary #theatre #theater #theaterkid

Hey, random reader here - I just wanted to say, the events you recount in your piece are devastating to learn, but I feel like I understand them so much better because your writing is so good. Thank you for writing this.

thinking of her today

God, human actresses. You're being such a non-pillow right now

Every time someone says AI will cure cancer or whatever, please note this technology is consistently used to create more sophisticated versions of the body pillow James Franco prefers to Jenna on 30 Rock

Screenshot of The Simpsons Republican Party Headquarters - caption: "ominous organ chord, bird screeches"

"and now a toast to the Cracker Barrel logo, which has a guy on it again"

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Guys, it's “not the way that Marty Scorsese’s Film Society restores films," like a nerd. It's like the Snyder cut of the Windows XP wallpaper. You know...cool.

The Wizard of Oz Sphere Footage Adds to the Vegas Project's Growing Controversies - Reactor Dorothy is transported from Kansas to Las Vegas in this new footage from the controversial Sphere version of The Wizard of Oz.

OBSESSED with the cartoonishly hideous Wizard of Oz in the Las Vegas Sphere. reactormag.com/the-wizard-o...

This piece does an excellent job pinning down a particular facet of the general horrors with cultural context. Really appreciating the writing on @defector.com lately

Sweaty white woman with an "I voted early"* sticker

So sweaty but such democracy! Go vote. Thank u lovely poll workers of Bed Stuy.

You can do it to the tune of the Farmers jingle.

Don't rank Cuomo BUM BA DA DUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

Don't rank Cuomo

"No book writer is officially attached"? CALL ME, PAUL WILLIAMS, I already have twelve ideas, own a Death Records t-shirt, and am not Bret Easton Ellis, that's three things right there

An political mailer that says "NYC can't risk a mayor who supports defunding the police. Reject Zohran Mamdani. Vote June 24." Small print at the bottom (text in next image)

Zooming in on the bottom of the mailer, small print reads "Paid for by Fix the City, Inc. COO Meaghan Brown. Top three donors: Michael Bloomberg, Doordash, and William Ackman."

Already planning to vote for Zohran, but Michael Bloomberg, DoorDash, and hedge fund billionaire William Ackman sending mail to my house that says "watch out, he's gonna defund the police!" sure increases how much fun I will have doing it.

Yay Maybe Happy Ending! #Tonys

Just FYI for people on here confused by Jennifer Simard's sign - it's a joke from Death Becomes Her! #Tonys

LOVE Darren shouting out that Helen J. Shen shoulda been nominated #Tonys

I really liked that Real Women Have Curves performance! Made me want to check it out! No joke, just liked it! #Tonys

Cole Escola Amy Sedaris shout-out! 🥰🥰🥰 #Tonys

If I die and anyone sings Annie about it, I will unfortunately be haunting you #Tonys

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My corny millennial ass loved that Hamilton medley - SORRY the music is UNDENIABLE #Tonys