Fey Wilde 🏳️‍🌈

They should invent headphones that block out that one hyper specific annoying noise the person sitting at the desk next to you makes.

My hype for the Royal Rumble is really starting to feel like "you should spend $2000 on a ticket for Elimination Chamber"
This is why merch stands are always busier after the show.

I appreciate that bluesky has picked up the incomprehensibly gay vibes I have, but it's gone in the wrong direction. Please stop offering me men's shirtless gym pictures.

It's -26° today, and I had to look at several pictures of massive spiders to remind myself why I live somewhere where the air hurts my face.

It always strikes me as odd when a famous person is outed as a predator and the "I always got a weird vibe" crew come out of the woodwork. Congratulations! You've successfully centered yourself in a story about someone else's assault and added nothing to the conversation!

I know they would never do it because the WWE writers are cowards, but can you imagine how good the story would be if they ended the feud between Rhea Ripley and Liv Morgan by having them fall in love? Ultimate enemies to lovers right there.

After a full year of growing my hair out and getting more and more hype about having length to play with again, my hairdresser botched my cut so badly I'm pretty sure I have to go full pixie cut just to look halfway normal again.

If you ever need proof that you don't get to pick your latest hyperfixation, I'm currently three days deep into learning everything I can about Andrew Lloyd Webbers 80s coke dream musical about roller skating trains.

My two favourite goofy little matching puzzle phone games announcing they're going to completely shut down within a month of each other feels really targeted.

Just bemused delight, and the joy of learning something new.

I absolutely adore seeing people from a fandom I'm not in get really hype about something. I imagine it's the same feeling my mum had when I was 7, and I would come home from school and describe every Pokémon to her. Or how my friends feel when I get high and send them a million Muppet facts.

I have never needed a video essay more. I still talk about this show to anyone who will listen.

Don't get me wrong, you can critique the content of an episode, at the end of the day this show is copaganda, but complaining about an Angela Bassett episode on her show simply because shes the star of the episode? Couldn't be me.

As a former Lone Star 9-1-1 fan I am telling you, you want an ensemble cast. Not to mention the way it reeks of racism to discard almost the entire rest of the cast.

Slight spoilers for tonight's episode of 9-1-1 but y'all have got to stop shitting on every episode because it's not the Buck and Eddie show. Don't get me wrong, I love those boys, but 9-1-1 only works because it's an ensemble show.

The migration from Twitter has been nothing but net positive so far, but I need someone to tell me if the Gävlebocken is here. I need updates on my sweet little Christmas goat.